Hillary, Ted, Jesse, and Al

[kcmh]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton."

"They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise,they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "on average how much is everyone giving?"

"Oh...about a gallon."

[c0ex]

haha

[YYZPICS]

hahaha good one

[pkonowrocki]

LMAO !!! Americans love those kind of jokes

[Leftseat86]

LMAO !!! Americans love those kind of jokes

Because we don't have the attention span, nor the intellect required to understand something that is actually funny.

[Chris@YYZ]

LMAO!!!!

Because we don't have the attention span, nor the intellect required to understand something that is actually funny.

soooo true!

[JordanD]

Bush, Rumsfeld, and Cheney are flying on a jet.
Bush pulls out a 1000 dollar bill and says:
"I could throw this out of the plane and make one person really happy."
Rumsfeld pulls out 10 100's and says: "I could throw this out and make 10 people happy.
Then Cheney pulls out 100 10's and says "I could make 100 people happy"
Then the pilot turns to the FO and says "I could throw all three of them out and make the whole world happy."
Yeah that's sooo old but I had to.

[Leftseat86]

LMAO!!!!




soooo true!

The only people who disagree, happen to be...American.

[Crunk415balla]

Bush, Rumsfeld, and Cheney are flying on a jet.
Bush pulls out a 1000 dollar bill and says:
"I could throw this out of the plane and make one person really happy."
Rumsfeld pulls out 10 100's and says: "I could throw this out and make 10 people happy.
Then Cheney pulls out 100 10's and says "I could make 100 people happy"
Then the pilot turns to the FO and says "I could throw all three of them out and make the whole world happy."
Yeah that's sooo old but I had to.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH!

[Leftseat86]

Bush, Rumsfeld, and Cheney are flying on a jet.
Bush pulls out a 1000 dollar bill and says:
"I could throw this out of the plane and make one person really happy."
Rumsfeld pulls out 10 100's and says: "I could throw this out and make 10 people happy.
Then Cheney pulls out 100 10's and says "I could make 100 people happy"
Then the pilot turns to the FO and says "I could throw all three of them out and make the whole world happy."
Yeah that's sooo old but I had to.

I don't think that ones funny either, none of those three men would ever even think about giving away more than ten dollars.

[FlyingPhotog]

I liked it, I must be stupid.

[Star Alliance]

I liked it, I must be stupid.

Me too .

[MaxPower]

I liked the second one, it made me laugh for 3 mins !

[avro_arrow_25206]

I liked the second one, it made me laugh for 3 mins !

You're not that far behind

[Chris@YYZ]

The only people who disagree, happen to be...American.

I am American