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  • #31
    "Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in Country?"
    "nope!"

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    • #32
      Originally posted by screaming_emu
      "Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in Country?"
      "nope!"

      *Quagmire, naked, watches Lois gardening from his open window*

      "Heheh, oooo-right."

      *window falls shut on his member (obscured)*

      "OWW"

      *gets his phone*

      "Hello, 911? Yeah...its Quagmire. Yeah its stuck in a window this time."

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Leftseat86
        *Quagmire, naked, watches Lois gardening from his open window*

        "Heheh, oooo-right."

        *window falls shut on his member (obscured)*

        "OWW"

        *gets his phone*

        "Hello, 911? Yeah...its Quagmire. Yeah its stuck in a window this time."
        Lmfao

        *Quagmire walks into a ladies' bathroom and sees a cheerleader bound and gagged on the bathroom floor*

        Quagmire: "Dear Diary, Jackpot!"
        "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

        -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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        • #34
          Quagmire walks in to Peters house where Louis is standing naked.

          "Hey Peter can I borrow a-OH!*shakes franticly*...You folks got a towel?"
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          http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=170

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          • #35
            Here's a little Glen Quagmire compilation.

            http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos..._Quagmire.html
            "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

            -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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