How to get a Jahovas witness to go away in 3 mins or less

[indian airlines]

Here's a little Glen Quagmire compilation.

http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos..._Quagmire.html

[Crunk415balla]

Quagmire walks in to Peters house where Louis is standing naked.

"Hey Peter can I borrow a-OH!*shakes franticly*...You folks got a towel?"

[indian airlines]

*Quagmire, naked, watches Lois gardening from his open window*

"Heheh, oooo-right."

*window falls shut on his member (obscured)*

"OWW"

*gets his phone*

"Hello, 911? Yeah...its Quagmire. Yeah its stuck in a window this time."

Lmfao

*Quagmire walks into a ladies' bathroom and sees a cheerleader bound and gagged on the bathroom floor*

Quagmire: "Dear Diary, Jackpot!"

[Leftseat86]

"Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in Country?"
"nope!"

*Quagmire, naked, watches Lois gardening from his open window*

"Heheh, oooo-right."

*window falls shut on his member (obscured)*

"OWW"

*gets his phone*

"Hello, 911? Yeah...its Quagmire. Yeah its stuck in a window this time."

[screaming_emu]

"Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in Country?"
"nope!"

That scene ruined my last keyboard...I spit out soda all over it...out of my nose and everything...horrible.


But damn it was worth it.

Hole crap hahahahahahahahahah that's funny !!!!!!

[Leftseat86]

reminds me of this scene from Family Guy...

UPS Woman: Package for Mr. Glen Quagmire.
Quagmire: Thank you.
[walks inside with it, returns naked]
Quagmire: And I've got a package for you. Ooooh riiiight.
[she maces him]
Quagmire: Heh he. I've developed immunity to that stuff.

That scene ruined my last keyboard...I spit out soda all over it...out of my nose and everything...horrible.


But damn it was worth it.

[Crunk415balla]

lol, 0 out of 2. It's THEY'RE THERE

Whoops, it usually pisses me off when people do that. I don't think I've ever done that before...but I'm probably wrong.

As for the guts, it really didn't take any, with people on the phone I'm much much worse. Anyway, I'm sure you'd be able to do it if you knew you'd probably never see the woman again. I should always carry a shovel over my shoulder just incase we do meet again. That'll be interesting.

[avro_arrow_25206]

: Why not have fun with them as long as their their?

lol, 0 out of 2. It's THEY'RE THERE

I remember 3 days ago this person came to my house for domestic violence prevension or something. She asked for my mom and I said "Oh you just missed her, I burried her in the yard about 5 minutes ago." I was waiting for a reaction but she just walked away, that sucks.

LMAO!! I don't think I have the guts to do that...

So YOU are one of those people who pollute the air... tsk tsk

Welll....... you know.... wasn't that loud

hahahaha, just as long as the dont have sex on the train.

Well that can actually be fun to watch
If they every did and asked me if it's ok then i'll just move to the better spot and watch

[Crunk415balla]

Thats awesome. I always get telemarketers to hang up on me, and people who show up at the door to leave. Why not have fun with them as long as they're there? I remember 3 days ago this person came to my house for domestic violence prevension or something. She asked for my mom and I said "Oh you just missed her, I burried her in the yard about 5 minutes ago." I was waiting for a reaction but she just walked away, that sucks.

[wannabepilot777]

yeah, next time I'm gonna answer the door without pants

I was just gonna say that. When I read the title, i was sure that i would post "Drop your pants" oh well...

[medic1]

Be nice. If you have time on your hands, this is always fun:

Invite them in, listen to their stories, and ask questions.

Then after they're done, lecture them about the Gita for twenty minutes and explain your faith to them. Ask them if they have any questions.

If you don't have time on your hands, the best thing is to answer the door with a condom in your hand.

Ha! My parents are religious (Catholic)....reminds me of a time once when I was younger and a Jehovahs witness came to the door, my mother countered every point and bible quote they had with one of their own.....I think the poor guy was so confused by the time he was done he was almost ready to convert religions....lol. I don't think I've ever seen them back at their house since...

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well funny story from today. As in Toronto there lots of Polish peoppe you don't even know who is who. Nways. Me and my friend are in subway. So I start playing some Polish rap from my PSP (it is loud) and we are speaking in Polish. so this is part of our speech (tranbslated:
[me] did u know what my f**** chemistry teacher did today????
[he] what
[me] he almost f***** checked the f**** homeworkd and i didn't do s*** yesterday :]
[he] f***
[he] you were f*** lucky
[me] no s***
and then the woman in front of us truns and says in Polish :/
[she] guys you should clean your mouth (wtf) don't hurt polish laguage
[us] *looking at eachother*

and then the swore word come from my song in PSP. You should see her face

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[avro_arrow_25206]

well funny story from today. As in Toronto there lots of Polish peoppe you don't even know who is who. Nways. Me and my friend are in subway. So I start playing some Polish rap from my PSP (it is loud)

So YOU are one of those people who pollute the air... tsk tsk