A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire
station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red
wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over
to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck" he said with admiration.
"Thanks" the little girl said.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to
tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
rope to the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren"
station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red
wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over
to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck" he said with admiration.
"Thanks" the little girl said.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to
tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
rope to the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren"
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