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    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
    The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and
    a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

    "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress returns with the order.

    "That will be $9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his
    pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

    The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
    hamburger, fries, and a coke."

    The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

    Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

    This becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week.
    "The usual?" asks the waitress.

    "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
    salad," says the man.

    "Same," says the ostrich.

    Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be
    $32.62."

    Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places
    it on the table.

    The waitress can't hold back her curi osity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.

    How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your
    pocket every time?"

    "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
    found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me
    two wishes.






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    My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I
    would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
    always be there."

    "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
    million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
    for as long as you live!"

    "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
    exact money is always there," says the man.

    The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

    The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
    chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
    Inactive from May 1 2009.

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    Har!

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    • #3
      The guy should have asked for a dumb tall chick with a big ass and long legs...........................would have got an emu
      My contribution to JetPhotos

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Greg Wilson
        The guy should have asked for a dumb tall chick with a big ass and long legs...........................would have got an emu
        Hahaha
        Inactive from May 1 2009.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Greg Wilson
          The guy should have asked for a dumb tall chick with a big ass and long legs...........................would have got an emu
          I'm out guys...
          ::runs::


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