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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.

    It was addressed, "Dad."With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Your loving son,

    Jon

    PS - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tyler's house. My report card is in my desk drawer. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life. Call me when it's safe to come home.
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  • #2
    Hahaa nice.

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    • #3
      Ohhh good idea, next time my grades come out

      Alex
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      • #4
        My report card is coming in three weeks so I would better rent a trailer somewhere near the airport so I can wathc the airplanes while being away from my house.

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        • #5
          LMAO!
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          • #6
            Wow, I so have to do that!

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            • #7
              If I received a letter from one of my daughters similar to that I would laugh....in a few years. lol

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              • #8
                I wish I had thought of that!

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                • #9
                  My oldest daughter (15.5) always has a "to do" list for homework and such. She wrote on the bottom of the list "get laid".

                  This is because I do the laundry and she was checking to see if I actually read what I empty from pants pockets. I showed her the list and said I would make any boy a eunuch if I caught him. She laughed and said "caught you".

                  Good thing I didn't show it to her Mother.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ptbodale
                    My oldest daughter (15.5) always has a "to do" list for homework and such. She wrote on the bottom of the list "get laid".

                    This is because I do the laundry and she was checking to see if I actually read what I empty from pants pockets. I showed her the list and said I would make any boy a eunuch if I caught him. She laughed and said "caught you".

                    Good thing I didn't show it to her Mother.
                    LMAO, thats great! A true classic there...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ptbodale
                      My oldest daughter (15.5) always has a "to do" list for homework and such. She wrote on the bottom of the list "get laid".

                      This is because I do the laundry and she was checking to see if I actually read what I empty from pants pockets. I showed her the list and said I would make any boy a eunuch if I caught him. She laughed and said "caught you".

                      Good thing I didn't show it to her Mother.
                      LMAO! she really got you there!
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                      Forever New Frontiers

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