Happy Father's Day! Still sober?

[magic48]

Plus, 1 dedicated day in the year without any women moaning and whining and bitching.

go tell my mom about it

[MaxPower]

Happy fathers day you guys.. and to all ya'll who likes bangin and stuff,(who doesnt know they are a father) lol

[DAL767-400ER]

actually, technically you could have 2 days. If you fly to Europe for theirs, and then back here in June.

I only recently got my August pay, how the f*ck am I supposed to afford that ?

[screaming_emu]

will it be one of the rare times your NOT drunk I would hope?

bah, no fun My dad probably wouldn't care anyway

[DAL767-400ER]

will it be one of the rare times your NOT drunk I would hope?

Was there EVER a time when Joe was not drunk ? Except during flying of course .



At least I hope so .

[screaming_emu]

Of course, we got it as part of the deal back in the liberating 60/70s when feminists demanded a Women's day . Plus, 1 dedicated day in the year without any women moaning and whining and bitching, read: total silence, isn't that bad of an idea .

actually, technically you could have 2 days. If you fly to Europe for theirs, and then back here in June.

[ATrude777]

because I'm a broke college student, my dad is getting a phone call

will it be one of the rare times your NOT drunk I would hope?

[DAL767-400ER]

we need a special day to celebrate having common sense, driving skills, and being emotionally stable?

Of course, we got it as part of the deal back in the liberating 60/70s when feminists demanded a Women's day . Plus, 1 dedicated day in the year without any women moaning and whining and bitching, read: total silence, isn't that bad of an idea .

[screaming_emu]

Thank God, NO!
But Fathers Day is more or less just "Male Celebration Day" over here . Which means lots of booze being consumed by men, and women on this day are told to STFU .

we need a special day to celebrate having common sense, driving skills, and being emotionally stable?

[DAL767-400ER]

Wait a second....Colin, you're a father?

Thank God, NO!
But Fathers Day is more or less just "Male Celebration Day" over here . Which means lots of booze being consumed by men, and women on this day are told to STFU .

[ATLcenter]

Because I'm a broke high school kid going to college in summer, my dad will probably get a hug, a 'thanks for spending all your money on me' card, and an IOU for Manhattan Condo with a Mercedes.

[screaming_emu]

Wait a second....Colin, you're a father?

[TAP-A343]

Well, today is Father's Day, aka "Day on which 95% of all men worldwide are totally drunk".

You're drunk right?

Cheers.

[screaming_emu]

My first thought: Damn, that's today?

Americans/people who haven't celebrated it yet: what are you getting your dad?

because I'm a broke college student, my dad is getting a phone call

[ATLcenter]

thanks Colin, you just scared the crap out of me. Not till June 18th over here

My first thought: Damn, that's today?

Americans/people who haven't celebrated it yet: what are you getting your dad?