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-You've retro fitted a gun rack in your Cessna 172
-Your stall warning horn plays Dixie
-You have tobacco stains on your empennage
-You're wondering "what the heck is an empennage?"
-You've ever called a female ATC controller "darlin"
-You hangar your airplane at Kissimmee
-You've ever referred to your horizontal stabilizer as "the tailgate"
-Your runway, taxiway and tie-down spot are the same
-You've ever hauled lumber in your airplane
-Your A&P mechanic's name is "Bubba"
-You converted your Cherokee to run on corn sqeezins (that's home-made liquor for all you city pilots)
-Your chief pilot is from Cullman, Alabama
-You think GPS stands for "Gators play Seminoles"
-Your flight plan calls for a left turn at the hog pen
-You have a Cessna 150 up on cement blocks in your front yard
-Your multi-function display receives the Nashville Network
-You keep a spare pack of Skoal in the airplane
-Your bass boat motor has more horsepower than your airplane's engine
-Your house and your hangar both have wheels
-You secretly hope John Deere starts building airplanes
-Your CFI lives in St. Cloud (just kidding Ryan)
-You turn base-to-final over the Super Wal-Mart
-You've ever fantasized of flying with Dolly Parton in your airplane
-You've ever bought pilot supplies at a flea market
-You've ever asked a bar-tender for a Nav Light
-Your first solo cross-country was to Wachula
-Your weight and balance calculations included 5 cases of Budweiser
-You've ever tried to pick-up chicks at Oshkosh
-Your "plotter" sports an ad for Tractor Supply
-You fly a Rollscanardly (rolls down the runway and can hardly fly)
-You have a confederate flag on your com antenna
Sorry if it was posted before. Still funny
-Your stall warning horn plays Dixie
-You have tobacco stains on your empennage
-You're wondering "what the heck is an empennage?"
-You've ever called a female ATC controller "darlin"
-You hangar your airplane at Kissimmee
-You've ever referred to your horizontal stabilizer as "the tailgate"
-Your runway, taxiway and tie-down spot are the same
-You've ever hauled lumber in your airplane
-Your A&P mechanic's name is "Bubba"
-You converted your Cherokee to run on corn sqeezins (that's home-made liquor for all you city pilots)
-Your chief pilot is from Cullman, Alabama
-You think GPS stands for "Gators play Seminoles"
-Your flight plan calls for a left turn at the hog pen
-You have a Cessna 150 up on cement blocks in your front yard
-Your multi-function display receives the Nashville Network
-You keep a spare pack of Skoal in the airplane
-Your bass boat motor has more horsepower than your airplane's engine
-Your house and your hangar both have wheels
-You secretly hope John Deere starts building airplanes
-Your CFI lives in St. Cloud (just kidding Ryan)
-You turn base-to-final over the Super Wal-Mart
-You've ever fantasized of flying with Dolly Parton in your airplane
-You've ever bought pilot supplies at a flea market
-You've ever asked a bar-tender for a Nav Light
-Your first solo cross-country was to Wachula
-Your weight and balance calculations included 5 cases of Budweiser
-You've ever tried to pick-up chicks at Oshkosh
-Your "plotter" sports an ad for Tractor Supply
-You fly a Rollscanardly (rolls down the runway and can hardly fly)
-You have a confederate flag on your com antenna
Sorry if it was posted before. Still funny
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