Top 10 things men know about women..

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The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women

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10. They have boobs.

[Messerschmitt Man]

lol.

[ASpilot2be]

Oh too true

[Crunk415balla]

Well I'd like to think they don't have a penis...but you never know.

[ACman]

Well I'd like to think they don't have a penis...but you never know.

Are you trying to tell us something?

[expoITHscohen]

Well I'd like to think they don't have a penis...but you never know.

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[ptbodale]

I have a Mum, 3 sisters, a wife and two daughters and they all baffle the living daylights out of me.

[Simpleboy]

You poor poor person.

[screaming_emu]

I have a Mum, 3 sisters, a wife and two daughters and they all baffle the living daylights out of me.

yikes..somebody drew the short straw eh?

[Crunk415balla]

Well considering I live about 10 minutes away from San Francisco, it is likely mattwigan is around here somewhere.

[ptbodale]

yikes..somebody drew the short straw eh?

Well they say and guy can make a man, but a real man can make a woman. My selective hearing seems to have improved and I find the hardware store is a good place to hang out lol

[ASpilot2be]

Well they say and guy can make a man, but a real man can make a woman. My selective hearing seems to have improved and I find the hardware store is a good place to hang out lol

You are not the only one. I work at a hardware store, and the number of guys that just hang out in their is amazing.

[janni-chan]

I wholeheartedly agree

Although it seems I've become the woman counsellor on a.net People note me with questions like "she just cheated on me and then walked out- WHY?!" after reading replies in threads

I may be a woman, but I'm no effin oracle... :/

[DAL767-400ER]

Well they say and guy can make a man, but a real man can make a woman. My selective hearing seems to have improved and I find the hardware store is a good place to hang out lol

*has an image in his head of Dale hanging around with Tim, Al, Benny and Eddie in Eddie's hardware store*
For those that don't get the reference, watch Home Improvement with Tim Allen .