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[Leftseat86]

Hi my name is Clovis and uh...yeah.

[SWA733Captain]

Hi, my name is Scott and I have since threw out, burned, ran over, buried, dug up, burnt the ashes, and threw my flight simulator down the sewer.

So it's still sitting in my closet, big deal.

[Van Hoolio]

Hi, my name is Mike and it's been more than a year since I've posted anything on A.net.








And I'm not a virtual bus driver, I actually drive the damn things:

[SWA733Captain]

Thats a great one too...

Homer - Lisa, if you look closely you'll note that i never once used the word angel.

Lisa - Whats that.

*scrolls to a sign* <-----Angel

Homer - That's a typo.

[Leftseat86]

Home: "You two watch Maggie while your mother and I go to the parent teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner."

Bart: "What are we having?"

Homer: "Well that depends on what the teachers say. If you're good, pizza. If you're bad...uhhh....poison."

Lisa: "What if one of us has been bad and one of us is good...?"

Bart: "..poisoned pizza "

Homer: "Oh no I'm not makin' two stops..."

[SWA733Captain]

Im takin' it.

[PHLY Girl]

So, Van Hoolio is like a virtual bus driver ? I didn't realize they made SIM software for that.

And Scott - I'm sorry, but it's still funny to some of us.

[Leftseat86]

Yeah so I had 1 coke to start...sue me :P

Chris will prove you wrong when we go to SXM

-Clovis

[Virgin777]

Clovis , i never saw you with anything but a coke in your hand....

youll have to come over to see us again .... that way we will feed you beer and make our own minds up


Tony

[SWA733Captain]

It was a figure of speech.

[Boeing752R]

Actually im single. But i have a ton a girls that im "just friends" with.

How many girls does to take to equal a ton?

[SWA733Captain]

Actually im single. But i have a ton a girls that im "just friends" with.

[Boeing752R]

Actually was up most of the night talking up to people online and watching Cartoon Network

Do you have a virtual girlfriend?

[SWA733Captain]

Actually was up most of the night talking up to people online and watching Cartoon Network

[Boeing752R]

See what im like when im workin' off 3 Hours of sleep :P

Did you have to pick up a sick co-workers flight?