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Air Zimbabwe.....Another point of view

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    Welcome to Air Zimbabwe

    Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
    This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming both seated and standing
    passengers on board of Air Zimbabwe.We apologize for the four-day delay
    in taking off,
    it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the
    This is flight 126 to Harare.Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
    will end up somewhere in Zimbabwe.
    If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!

    Air Zimbabwe has an excellent safety-record.
    In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid
    to fly with us!
    It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 30%
    of our passengers have reached their destination.
    If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
    arrange to turn them off!
    To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable,
    we serve complimentary Stella tea and Rambawaraira biscuits!

    For our not-so-religious passengers,we are the only airline who can help
    you find out if there really is a God!
    We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown
    as we forgot to record it from the television.
    But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to British
    Airways, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the
    cabin window.

    There is no smoking allowed in this airplane.Any smoke you see in the
    cabin is only the early warning system
    on the engines telling us to slow down!In order to catch important
    landmarks,we try to fly as close as possible for the best view.
    If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know.Our enthusiastic
    co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

    Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
    fasten your set-belt.
    For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt
    to the arm of your seat ...
    and for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
    touch with a stewardess
    who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

    Every landing you can walk away from, is a good one.

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