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    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

    She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

    The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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  • #2
    holy crap....I'm a lesbian!

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    • #3
      Nice one .
      Originally posted by screaming_emu
      holy crap....I'm a lesbian!
      You wish !

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      • #4
        Originally posted by screaming_emu
        holy crap....I'm a lesbian!
        You look like one in that goalie gear....:-p
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        • #5
          Originally posted by screaming_emu
          holy crap....I'm a lesbian!
          Your weird! Funny joke, though.

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          • #6
            Aren't we all "lesbians"..... ???
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            • #7
              Originally posted by MaxPower
              Aren't we all "lesbians"..... ???
              mmmm....no....lol...

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              • #8
                I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
                And add aviation and beers in there ! Part-lesbian then

                Originally posted by DeltaFlyer
                mmmm....no....lol...
                You probably thinking about Delta instead of women, Eh Lo ?
                Inactive from May 1 2009.

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                • #9
                  Well not only women but also aviation and cars and other stuff So it makes me normal

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pkonowrocki
                    Well not only women but also aviation and cars and other stuff So it makes me normal
                    actually....no

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                    • #11
                      anyone who is a member of this forum that calls themselves normal deserves to be slapped
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MaxPower

                        You probably thinking about Delta instead of women, Eh Lo ?

                        yeah - thats the ticket!!! hahaha

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DeltaFlyer
                          yeah - thats the ticket!!! hahaha
                          He's just new around here...
                          "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

                          -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by indian airlines
                            He's just new around here...
                            Yeah, Some are diagnosed more than normal here.
                            Inactive from May 1 2009.

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                            • #15
                              Women and Aviation, perfect mix!
                              -Kevin

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