A Funny...

[janni-chan]

A Vicar has 3 sons, One evening, he asks his sons what they want to do when they grow up.

The First son says "I've thought about it and i've decided to be a vicar just like you...".
Excellent! Says the Vicar, God Bless you, You'll make a fantastic vicar.

The Second son says "I've thought about it and i've decided to be a vicar just like you...".
Excellent! Says the Vicar, God Bless you, You'll make a fantastic vicar.

The Third son says "I've decided i dont want be be a vicar, rather i want to become a Farmer..."

Upon hearing this news, the Vicar slaps his son round the head and kicks him in the testicles...

"You want to be a farmer?" Says the Vicar...

"Well there's two Achers to start with..!"

[indian airlines]

Lol...pretty funny.

[janni-chan]

Why are pirates called pirates???

'Cos they "ARRRRRRRR"

[indian airlines]

...and the level of these jokes is rapidly plummeting.

[MaxPower]

One day a guy entered a bar. Sat on a chair next to a lady. The female was sitting and smoking, the guy pulled out his cigarettes and asked if she had a lighter ?
She then looked at him and shouted : No I dont want to sleep with you !!

The guy was so ashamed, he looked around and people were like staring at him. He then moved away from the lady and sat at the corner of the room. The female felt bad about what she did. So she went to the guy, and explained herself why she did that and so on. She said She was a psychiatrist and she wanted to know what a guy would do in a situation like that. The behaviour was kinda explanatory, She said.

The guy was thinking for a second while after he shouted back : 2000 dollars ? You gotta be kidding me. ? ?

Karma is a b1tch Eh ?

[screaming_emu]

so pirate walks into a bar, and some guy goes "yo, pirate, you have a ship's steering wheel sticking out of your pants...how come?"

So the priate respondes "aye, its drivin me nuts!"

Be here all....umm...some long period of time.

[janni-chan]

Thats a "Man walks into a doctors surgery..." joke emwoo!

[JordanD]

Guy walks into a bar (ugh I hate that opening) and sits down. He notices one of the guys at the bar has a shoebox with him. Curiosity overcomes him and he goes up to the guy and asks to see what's in the shoebox. Inside is a foot tall man playing a piano. The guy asks him where he got it, and he tells him from a genie in the alley behind the bar. The guy goes to the alley and asks the genie for a million bucks. Right after that one million ducks fly over his head. The guy is perplexed and he goes back into the bar and tells the guy the genie didn't make his wish come true. The guy with the shoebox says to him "I know. You think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"

Yeah I know it's old.

[screaming_emu]

Thats a "Man walks into a doctors surgery..." joke emwoo!

probably...but I like bars better

[MaDbOy]

A Screaming Emu walked into a bar...and ordered Applejuice...How's that for a joke? .

[janni-chan]

A Screaming Emu walked into a bar...and ordered Applejuice...How's that for a joke? .

You only need to stop at "Walks into a bar..." lazy U21

[aloges]

A penguin, a crocodile and a donkey walk into a bar.

The barman asks, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[MaxPower]

A penguin, a crocodile and a donkey walk into a bar.

The barman asks, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Bwahahaha WTF?

[exmanx]

A penguin, a crocodile and a donkey walk into a bar.

The barman asks, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Oh god, are you HERE as well Aloges?

However, I like this one

Andy

[janni-chan]

I just want to tell you all, for my own defense, that I did NOT post these jokes- kaddyuk hijacked my account again

He did the same thing on a.net


a*sehole...