Sooo bored

Can anyone get the exact quotes when homer is in the bar and says somehting along these lines:

"And so there was this guy with an aweful name, Joeyjoejoe somthing."

And this random man gets up and starts crying and leaves the bar and barney goes running after him telling him how his name is a good name.

Also, I love the episode where the simpsons go skiing and Homer encounters Flanders on the slopes...one of the best scenes in the simpsons!

DeltaASA16

[AIRLNRGUY]

From Bart the genius
Bart: My turn, 'Kwyjibo' twenty three points, plus double word score, plus, sixty points for using all my letters, games over, I'm outta here!
Homer: Wait a minute you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is!
Bart: Kwyjibo... big dumb balding North American ape.. with no chin.

My favorite is Homer vs. The City of New York.

[SWA733Captain]

One of the greater episodes

Another halarious moment...when The Simpsons went to Japan...

*Homer sits in the crowd of a sumo wresteling match...eating a pretzil*

*The sumo wresteler speads salt over the ring*

Homer - Hey tubby, can you get some on my pretzil?

Wresteler - The name tubby is an insult. My weight should not be a problem to you. Are you gonna finish that?

Homer - Yes.

Wresteler - *Attacks Homer and gets him in a headlock*

Bart - Homer tag me. *Homer then tags Bart in*

Bart - *Takes a chair and bashes it over the sumo wrestelers head.*

I swear I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

scott,

Love your quote about the missing angel... Hilarious!

DeltaASA16

[SWA733Captain]

Aloges, wtf was that?!

[aloges]

Maybe I can help you bored people out, for some five minutes:

http://www.hoslap.net/

[SWA733Captain]

Ansett, do you even have anyone on your buddy lists??

[Ansett]

welcome to the world mate! u finish work had ur tea nothing on TV so you decide to plonk urself on the interent only to find there is nothing to do as no-one is posting and no-one on msn! welcome

[Greg]

Yup, Land at MCO at 7:25pm, get our luggage and drive the hour to my grandparents house and maybe eat something. hang out before going to bed. I'll probably upload pics and post my trip report as these grandparents have a cable line (other one's I had to use dial-up). I'll go to sleep sometime so we can head down to the beach around 7am next morning. I'll repeat this cycle till the 6th when i fly home.

[Greg]

Ahhh...the new boredom thread.

Did I mention I'm going to be on Merritt Island in a couple days?

http://maps.yahoo.com/maps.py?&addr=...ritt+Island,FL

[AIRLNRGUY]

I have alot of mosquito bites. Does anyone else have alot of mosquitos around their home?

[SWA733Captain]

I just got back from the golf course Short game sucked today but i was really launching them with my driver and 5 wood.

[AIRLNRGUY]

Ughhh... I just back from the airport, took some pretty good pics (Thanks to Alex Kroychik for the directions) and I bought some Carls Jr and the fish seemed to be just a little under cooked, now I am really not feeling good.

[SWA733Captain]

Food is good Kevin

[AIRLNRGUY]

see ya, I might try in an hour or so, when my fingers get tired of typing.