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  • scramjet
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    Silent killer released on the sly everytime you're around her. This is nonlethal warfare at its best. However, if you really want to embarass her-and yourself- a loud ripper in a public place will most certaintly do the trick.

    She won't be able to say "bye" fast enough.

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  • Crism
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    Chasen I would have paid money to see that go down!

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  • Greg Wilson
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    Fair dinkum Joe............a friend of mine..........ok.
    But on the off chance you are telling the truth,move in on her yourself....your mates problem solved.
    No doubt she would be hard pushed to stay with you too long........problem completely solved.

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  • Crunk415balla
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    Oh god, I live for things like this. Give me a night to think about it and tommorow I'll have the perfect solution. Until then, I'll share one of my experiances with the same problem. I have two, mabey I'll post the other one later. I swear they're true, I do very elaborate things. The second one is probably much funnier, but this one is far more elaborate.

    This Idea came from this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s
    The first was a 13 year old girl who had never really met me. I was on the football team with her brother, and she asked him for my screen name and started telling me step by step everything I did durring each game, which at first was just like having a fan, but then it got weird. She started stalking me, and begging my little brother and all my friends on myspace for my number. After 5 months of this, and being "Mr. Niceguy" telling her politely that I wasn't interested, and that I would probably go to jail for stagitory rape, I decided it was time for a new way of solving the situation. The Chasen way.

    I knew this would take something big, and something big is what I did. Her brother was eager to help, so he told me where she walks home from school everyday. I went down to PacSun and bought a girls pink sleeveless shirt and white hotpants, then I supplied two of my friends with a police uniform and a pilot's uniform. A few more of my friends were to dress up as an Indian, a cowboy, the red power ranger, a constuction worker, and a latex outfit complete with spectrum hat and makeup.(I think you see where this is going) Here is a picture of me trying on my new outfit.


    I pull up in my grandpa's cadilac in a per-detirmined spot, and wait for her. Surely enough, here she comes, I call her name and she comes over to the car. And she says "Yay! Where are you taking me". I say "Irene, there are a lot of things you don't know about me." "Oh?", she responds. I then start my CD, playing the song from the He-man video, "Whats goin' on"-by Three Non Blondes(techno remix), which is longer and slightly diffrent(but just as homosexual) as the one in the video. For the first part of the song I just sort of bob my head to it and it is obvious she is getting uncomfortable. Then I start singing in the highest voice I could muster up "And so I cry sometimes while I lie in my bed, just to get it all out-what's in my head" at about this point I get out of the car and come skipping around to the sidewalk where she is standing. Then my friends in cop and pilot uniforms come out of the back seat and we all join hands and start dancing in a circle around her singing the song. Once we reached the chorus, my other 5 friends come out of my friend Ryan's Mitsubiti Evolution throwing confetti, and two of them join in on the circle while the rest start jumping around us, one on the hood of the car(no damage done). This went on for a good 2.5 minutes until the chorus came on for the final time and I pulled a giant rainbow flag I bought at an art and wine festivle and went running around the circle holding it behind my back somewhat like a cape. Then we all dove onto the grass(it was right outside of a park) and started wrestling, surprisingly she stood in one place with a very shocked look on her face.(I had expected her to run off as soon as everyone came out) So I grabbed my friend's lipstick and smeared some on my face then got up and looked at her a moment before saying "...I like guys...a lot." She said "My brother said that before...".

    Everyone got up as if nothing had happened and drove away, two of my friends got in the cadilac and sat silent just looking out the window and I asked her, "Want a ride home?" She did, so I drove her the block or two, dropped her off, and that was that.

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  • screaming_emu
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    Scaring away clingy girls

    A friend of mine has an issue we are looking for creative solutions for. There's this girl he knows that is extremely clingy and wont leave him alone. She's after a long term relationship and he wants nothing to do with her. She sends him text messages non stop and we're looking for creative ways to get her to stop.

    We want the soution to be as funny as possible, and obviously no permanent or physical harm should come to her. Open to all suggestions, provided they're funny.
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