Scaring away clingy girls

[Crunk415balla]

So suddenly around last week my exgirlfriend contacted me at yahoo, asked about if I remember the last time I did it with her dog

JOHN!

[cx777]

bro, like i said.. confront her.. talk to her about what you want to happend.. if she doesnt comply then its not your problem anymore.. if she threatens you, throw a threat back at her.. tell her if she talks to you again you'll kill yourself

[MaxPower]

Do you see me laugh ?

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[JordanD]

You mean you actually get off the internet John?

[MaxPower]

An EX that I thought was a friend..

I was dating this girl like half a year ago or so. We went out and clubbin almost every weekend, I spent hours together with her cousins and her brother, coz he's aight. He has the same hobby like I do (Planespotting) only the reason I kept her brother as my spotting buddy. Anyway this ex-girl I kinda lost my love to. Literally lost it. We were both busy at the time when we were together. I was together with her everyday. Slept over at her place, watching movies and so on. We thought we loved each other. But Nah. The connection wasnt really there. It died on us after 3-4 month or somethin. I confronted her mother and father, that I was breaking up with their daughter (daughter was there ofcourse at presence) and she said that it was best for both of us too that we broke up. Why I did this was because she didnt returned as much love as I gave her. I felt like she was darn cold.Ignore my phonecalls. (Take it easy, Im not one of those) and she was angry when I didnt pick up my phone and so on. Anyway we broked up. I walked away from her house as happy man. 1 month after we just took it easy- I met this Ex at a bar, ew were cool, just like friends whatever- Months passed by, I'm with a chinese now. Been together for 3 months now. So my exgirlfriend already knows I have a girlfriend now, as they met each other at this bar. they talked and talked. And we left. So suddenly around last week my exgirlfriend contacted me at yahoo, asked about if I remember the last time I did it with her, and I replied, what do you mean, no I ont remember about the last time I did it with her, Did you liked it, she asked me. No comment to that. (okey it was good at that time). And she said that she missed me and so on. She even asked who dumped who and whatever. I said to her that I broke with her, because I didnt felt anything when I was with her. Stonecold. and she said OUCH. Right after that, she asked if I could meet with her tomorrow (day after I talked with her) Oh yeah sure, we're friends, we can talk and meet. She even asked about, where's you girlfriend tomorrow? And I said: Why do you wanna know ? She replied:I just want to talk with her! (I wondered why the hell do she wants to talk with my GF) This Ex suddenly tried to trick me or somethin, she took a drastic turn like ...She started saying: So just because you're not together with your girlfriend anymore, now you're saying you misses me ? You're one Sonofab1tch !

Me : Okey. Thanks for the chat. Im logging off. Crazy mobo.

Question: Is this a set up ? I think she's up to something. What do you think ?
I have ignored this girl already, but can't ignore her at the clubs where I like to go though..

[Chris@YYZ]

I had the same girl problem (many years ago...stop laughing). I made sure a couple of my crazy friends were with me. She stopped hanging around after I told her they had to come on any date with us and if we had sex they would all be participating.

[ptbodale]

I had the same girl problem (many years ago...stop laughing). I made sure a couple of my crazy friends were with me. She stopped hanging around after I told her they had to come on any date with us and if we had sex they would all be participating.

[Crunk415balla]

Or you can take her to the creek, throw her in, and THEN do the silence of the lambs dance.

[E-Diddy!]

You're at und, just throw her in that cesspond they call a creek that flows through campus. she'll take the hint, or at least you'll have enough time to start chasen's plan while she's in the shower.

[Crunk415balla]

Ok, assuming that she is madly in love with him, this should do the trick. This is partly taken from "Silence of the Lambs".

He asks her on a date. She says yes. Now for a location, he should take her to a nice resturaunt or something that would be normal on a date. We don't want her to go away just yet. Over the course of the date, he should talk much about his body. Eg. "Do you like this chest? Look at these nipples of mine.(rolls them inbetween fingers) Ya, ya thats it." He should do similar things with his arms, neck, hands, and other parts(above the belt). He should do it enough so that she has a strong feeling that he likes himself more than he should. But he should still put some charm on her, to insure she wants to go back to his place. That is where the fun begins. When he gets back in the car, he should stare into the rearview mirror at him self for 5-10 whole minutes saying to himself how sexy he is. He should also pull over for a few minutes to repeat this durring the trip home. So he takes her home, and we all know what is supposed to happen next. So she goes into the bathroom to get ready, this is when it is time to prepare. Your friend should start playing a club song and strip naked. When she comes out, he is dancing in the mirror, naked, doing the imfamous "tuck in" from the movie, repeating the imfamous line to his reflection. "Would you ### me? I'd #### me. I'd #### me hard." He should then continue dancing until she leaves. Which shouldn't take long. In the end, problem solved, and there is a story to pass down for years.

This is the weirdest thing I could come up with off the top of my head at the moment. Mabey I'll think of something better, but this is possible to do.

[DeltaRules]

This oughta be good.

DeltaRules

[Crunk415balla]

Okie Dokie, when I have the time tonight or tommorow I will type up a plan.

[screaming_emu]

Hey Joe, can you be more specific on this situation to help me map out a crazy/elaborate plan?

sure, my friend knew her from living in the same dorm, seemed like a cool enough girl. He hung out with her a couple times this summer, including going to see a movie, not thinking it was developing into anything serious. So late in the summer his parents come to visit him in town, and she asks "so did you tell your parents about me?". So he goes "uhh....no". So its pretty much she wants a long term relationship or whatever, and he doesn't.

[Crunk415balla]

Hey Joe, can you be more specific on this situation to help me map out a crazy/elaborate plan?

Your definately one crazy son of a bitch Crunk415balla

Desperate times call for desperate measures. As long as no laws(except mabey litter in the case of the confetti) or limbs are broken, its good clean fun.

[chrisburns]

My Sister was out clubbing one night and this 40 year old man asked her for her number and she told him she was a lesbo.

So tell this girl your (althoguh its not you) gay.

that would really make me want her number for sure... some lesbian action wooot