Bad Emu

[Crunk415balla]

its not my fault, it was emu descrimination!

Damn right, who the hell do PETA and the ASPCA think they are? Its your liver, to hell with them!

[Airbus_A320]

its not my fault, it was emu descrimination!

Yea, all the cops just get up in the morning figuring out ways to get you damn emus!

[screaming_emu]

its not my fault, it was emu descrimination!

[DAL767-400ER]

Which begs the question as to how an Emu can drive a van, and more importantly, where he got it from .

[Crunk415balla]

I hear all the liqour stores near the UND campus have been looted.

[Airbus_A320]

GRAND FORKS, N.D. - The city is short on squad cars after a man led police on a destructive chase and crashed his van into 10 cruisers, officials said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060827/...d_squad_cars_2