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  • How to pick up a chick.

    Normally I wouldn't post something this random, but seeing as the whole thing made me laugh, and Joe found it funny, I'm sure some of you here will appreitate the humor. I think its well worth a read. How to pick up a chick-the Chasen way.

    So I IM this girl I know out of the blue with a bizare question, and next thing you know, I've got a date with her. How? Because she wanted me to shut up. STARFOXRWING is my screename.

    STARFOXRWING: well kels, mabey we share a secret and mutural love for one another, do we not?
    her: uhm
    her: i dont think ssoo
    STARFOXRWING: kels, we may.
    her: uhm
    her: no
    STARFOXRWING: For it was a warm night
    her: lol no
    her: shut up
    STARFOXRWING: with an invigorating breeze
    her: chasen
    STARFOXRWING: and the stars
    her: !!
    STARFOXRWING: oh kels
    STARFOXRWING: the stars!
    her: i love starts
    her: not you
    STARFOXRWING: they danced in your beautiful eyes
    her: stars*
    her: chasen
    STARFOXRWING: your eyes, which are as deep as space its self
    her: how bout u date me. and u can shut up
    STARFOXRWING: I could get lost in them, Kels
    her: lol
    STARFOXRWING: floating in Ectacy
    STARFOXRWING: date you, kels?
    her: so u can shut up
    STARFOXRWING: but kels, I am at but what is a fork in my destiny
    STARFOXRWING: down one road
    her: shut up
    her: u suck a poetry
    her: im better
    STARFOXRWING: Sammi, and unsurity, shrowded in darkness
    STARFOXRWING: yet down the other
    STARFOXRWING: is a blinding light
    STARFOXRWING: a light of hope
    STARFOXRWING: happiness
    STARFOXRWING: dreams
    STARFOXRWING: a light...of Kels.
    STARFOXRWING: which road do I take?
    her: u take the DONT EVER TRY POETRY AGAIN
    STARFOXRWING: the stars still dance Kels
    STARFOXRWING: they dance the macarenna
    her: stop
    her: ur hearting my eyes
    her: cuz im a poet
    her: ur not
    STARFOXRWING: oh and what beautiful eyes they are!
    her: im ugly
    her: call me an ugly duckling
    STARFOXRWING: kels
    STARFOXRWING: you are a beautiful blossoming flower, in the mornings ripe dew
    her: stop
    her: chsen
    her: chasen*
    her: lol
    her: if u stop u can take my path and shut up
    STARFOXRWING: ok, you like Itallian food?
    her: ok
    her: la calina? Friday ok?

    Joe the resident Emu: he scores


    Anyone wanna try something like this out and let us know what happens?
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Crunk415balla
    Anyone wanna try something like this out and let us know what happens?
    just remember, a restraining order is just another way for her to say "I love you"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by screaming_emu
      just remember, a restraining order is just another way for her to say "I love you"
      Yes, I have a collection of these little "love notes" in my nightstand.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Crunk415balla
        Yes, I have a collection of these little "love notes" in my nightstand.
        So Mattwiggan finally cut you off eh?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by screaming_emu
          So Mattwiggan finally cut you off eh?
          I don't get it. He liked the letters. So then I started making tapes, and mailing them to him, but he never called back to let me know he got them. In fact he never called back at all. So one night I went in his room and left one on his dresser. I got a call from him, finally, saying: "Look, I got another one of your tapes. Thats it. I want all your stuff to be moved out of my house by the morning. If you come around here again I'm getting a restraining order and calling the cops."

          And so the collection started.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Crunk415balla
            I don't get it. He liked the letters. So then I started making tapes, and mailing them to him, but he never called back to let me know he got them. In fact he never called back at all. So one night I went in his room and left one on his dresser. I got a call from him, finally, saying: "Look, I got another one of your tapes. Thats it. I want all your stuff to be moved out of my house by the morning. If you come around here again I'm getting a restraining order and calling the cops."

            And so the collection started.
            well...at least you'll always have the one thing he did give you...

            ...crabs

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            • #7
              Well I guess you can consider them a present from him to me to you.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Crunk415balla
                Well I guess you can consider them a present from him to me to you.
                how else am I supposed to take them? I've already named most of them. They're more like pets really

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                • #9
                  Between them and the herpes, I really do cherish the time me and matt spent togeather. Shame it had to end this way.
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                  • #10
                    It seems you guys have a lot more fun than me. Girls just arent the same.
                    Sam Rudge
                    A 5D3, some Canon lenses, the Sigma L and a flash

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Simpleboy
                      It seems you guys have a lot more fun than me. Girls just arent the same.
                      So because I don't understand this, Joe tells me this is your ploy to get me to download MSN. FINE, you win. I'm downloading it, Joe gave me your SN, I'll IM you once its done.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Crunk415balla
                        So because I don't understand this, Joe tells me this is your ploy to get me to download MSN. FINE, you win. I'm downloading it, Joe gave me your SN, I'll IM you once its done.
                        Me and you will have a very special time

                        And hurry up, im getting impatient.
                        Sam Rudge
                        A 5D3, some Canon lenses, the Sigma L and a flash

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                        • #13
                          Special Time? Great, sounds like more crabs.
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                          • #14
                            Dude, Im better than that, its HIV time!
                            Sam Rudge
                            A 5D3, some Canon lenses, the Sigma L and a flash

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Simpleboy
                              Dude, Im better than that, its HIV time!
                              I'll stick with the crabs, thank you very much. Anyway I'm enjoying this conversation about my perversion that we are having on MSN, glad I downloaded it.
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