Normally I wouldn't post something this random, but seeing as the whole thing made me laugh, and Joe found it funny, I'm sure some of you here will appreitate the humor. I think its well worth a read. How to pick up a chick-the Chasen way.
So I IM this girl I know out of the blue with a bizare question, and next thing you know, I've got a date with her. How? Because she wanted me to shut up. STARFOXRWING is my screename.
STARFOXRWING: well kels, mabey we share a secret and mutural love for one another, do we not?
her: uhm
her: i dont think ssoo
STARFOXRWING: kels, we may.
her: uhm
her: no
STARFOXRWING: For it was a warm night
her: lol no
her: shut up
STARFOXRWING: with an invigorating breeze
her: chasen
STARFOXRWING: and the stars
her: !!
STARFOXRWING: oh kels
STARFOXRWING: the stars!
her: i love starts
her: not you
STARFOXRWING: they danced in your beautiful eyes
her: stars*
her: chasen
STARFOXRWING: your eyes, which are as deep as space its self
her: how bout u date me. and u can shut up
STARFOXRWING: I could get lost in them, Kels
her: lol
STARFOXRWING: floating in Ectacy
STARFOXRWING: date you, kels?
her: so u can shut up
STARFOXRWING: but kels, I am at but what is a fork in my destiny
STARFOXRWING: down one road
her: shut up
her: u suck a poetry
her: im better
STARFOXRWING: Sammi, and unsurity, shrowded in darkness
STARFOXRWING: yet down the other
STARFOXRWING: is a blinding light
STARFOXRWING: a light of hope
STARFOXRWING: happiness
STARFOXRWING: dreams
STARFOXRWING: a light...of Kels.
STARFOXRWING: which road do I take?
her: u take the DONT EVER TRY POETRY AGAIN
STARFOXRWING: the stars still dance Kels
STARFOXRWING: they dance the macarenna
her: stop
her: ur hearting my eyes
her: cuz im a poet
her: ur not
STARFOXRWING: oh and what beautiful eyes they are!
her: im ugly
her: call me an ugly duckling
STARFOXRWING: kels
STARFOXRWING: you are a beautiful blossoming flower, in the mornings ripe dew
her: stop
her: chsen
her: chasen*
her: lol
her: if u stop u can take my path and shut up
STARFOXRWING: ok, you like Itallian food?
her: ok
her: la calina? Friday ok?
Joe the resident Emu: he scores
Anyone wanna try something like this out and let us know what happens?
So I IM this girl I know out of the blue with a bizare question, and next thing you know, I've got a date with her. How? Because she wanted me to shut up. STARFOXRWING is my screename.
STARFOXRWING: well kels, mabey we share a secret and mutural love for one another, do we not?
her: uhm
her: i dont think ssoo
STARFOXRWING: kels, we may.
her: uhm
her: no
STARFOXRWING: For it was a warm night
her: lol no
her: shut up
STARFOXRWING: with an invigorating breeze
her: chasen
STARFOXRWING: and the stars
her: !!
STARFOXRWING: oh kels
STARFOXRWING: the stars!
her: i love starts
her: not you
STARFOXRWING: they danced in your beautiful eyes
her: stars*
her: chasen
STARFOXRWING: your eyes, which are as deep as space its self
her: how bout u date me. and u can shut up
STARFOXRWING: I could get lost in them, Kels
her: lol
STARFOXRWING: floating in Ectacy
STARFOXRWING: date you, kels?
her: so u can shut up
STARFOXRWING: but kels, I am at but what is a fork in my destiny
STARFOXRWING: down one road
her: shut up
her: u suck a poetry
her: im better
STARFOXRWING: Sammi, and unsurity, shrowded in darkness
STARFOXRWING: yet down the other
STARFOXRWING: is a blinding light
STARFOXRWING: a light of hope
STARFOXRWING: happiness
STARFOXRWING: dreams
STARFOXRWING: a light...of Kels.
STARFOXRWING: which road do I take?
her: u take the DONT EVER TRY POETRY AGAIN
STARFOXRWING: the stars still dance Kels
STARFOXRWING: they dance the macarenna
her: stop
her: ur hearting my eyes
her: cuz im a poet
her: ur not
STARFOXRWING: oh and what beautiful eyes they are!
her: im ugly
her: call me an ugly duckling
STARFOXRWING: kels
STARFOXRWING: you are a beautiful blossoming flower, in the mornings ripe dew
her: stop
her: chsen
her: chasen*
her: lol
her: if u stop u can take my path and shut up
STARFOXRWING: ok, you like Itallian food?
her: ok
her: la calina? Friday ok?
Joe the resident Emu: he scores
Anyone wanna try something like this out and let us know what happens?
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