FAO Katamarino.

[gocaps16]

I eat Iraqi's for breakfast. :P

[Leftseat86]

Hmmm, I did remember covering a female while in nasaryia fighting off Saddam's regime. Maybe it was you, kat.


I don't recall you ever going to nasaryia Kevin.

-Clovis

[gocaps16]

Hmmm, I did remember covering a female while in nasaryia fighting off Saddam's regime. Maybe it was you, kat.

[Freightdogg]

My latest meeting with Little Bush, as he is known by his native Indian name (something to do with his sexual conquests i understand) was disapointing. He lacks both the persuasive abilities and manly mustache of the Iraqi leader, and has a tendency to spontaneously utter 'duhh' in the middle of sentences.

Kat,

That's not "duhh" that he says, but "duhhbya" to remind himself that he isn't his father, who also tried to make sure all Americans but his super rich pals were uniformly poor, and took us to war in the Middle East. Guess he's just having a small identity crisis.

[Katamarino]

My last visit to Iraq was exciting and full of fun. We were shown round by Mr So-Damn Insane, who took us on tours of large chemical storage facilities and stockpiles of nuclear material. However, as is our duty we were convinced by his clever rhetoric that these were for farming and power plant use only, and so passed the inspection with flying colours.

Another time, as i recall, we found an actual nuclear bomb. Naturally there was great excitement, but when the truth came out it turned out it didnt belong to Iraq, and somebody else must have put it there.

After the huge difficulty we had finding any WMDs, i am not surprised that the US and British forces have so far failed to find any.

My latest meeting with Little Bush, as he is known by his native Indian name (something to do with his sexual conquests i understand) was disapointing. He lacks both the persuasive abilities and manly mustache of the Iraqi leader, and has a tendency to spontaneously utter 'duhh' in the middle of sentences. The first question i had to ask upon entry to the WhiteHouse was if i supported US policy, and then had to navigate through 9 further rooms to reach the Big Cheese himself. He was, however, kind enough to offer me cheap oil, as in his words 'those dumb desert peeps wont miss it now, will they'.

[Boeing752R]

Could you please tell us some stories about your many visits to Iraq as chief weapons inspector?

I also heard you met Little Bush, is he a nice guy?