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    Before everyone goes on leave, Holiday Greetings to Everyone

    I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney this morning and on his advice I wish to say the following:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
    uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that South Africa is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.


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    Thanks for your greetings coming up in some entertaining way.
    Best wishes for you.
    Thanks for visiting
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    • #3
      best wishes to everybody as well. As of friday I wont be on as much for a while. I'm finally graduating and I have to turn this computer back into the school. Then I will be in AMS for 10 days and then I need to save up enough money to get a new computer. Have a good month or so...everybody behave. I'm leaving Chasen in charge.


      • #4
        Yeah, same goes to all you in here in this jp-joint. May you have a very cool and snowy xmas, (my gf's wishing it to be a white one)

        Vrolijk Kerstfeest to our dutch members, and maligayang pasko to my fellow filipino m8's.

        It's not new year yet, but here it goes anyway. I am hoping for a good spotting (new)year -2007 and hopefully I will have more time for my hobby.

        Good thread Robin. Thanks. Merry Xmas to you, buddy !

        Inactive from May 1 2009.


        • #5

          my favorite x-mas song


          • #6
            And the threats and yelling have already started at my household. How freaking joyful.
            Sam Rudge
            A 5D3, some Canon lenses, the Sigma L and a flash