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    Subject: Restaurants

    For all of you who frequent restaurants

    For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the
    service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants
    can make a difference to an organization.

    Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that
    the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

    It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought our water, I noticed
    he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that
    all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

    When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"
    "Well, he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to
    revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded
    that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop
    frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are
    better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and
    save 15 man-hours per shift."

    As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with
    his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen, instead of
    making an extra trip to get it right now."

    I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the
    waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same
    string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter
    "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

    "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant.
    That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the
    restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out
    without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening
    the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.

    I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

    "Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."
    RobB

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