I was reading one of the free newspapers on my way to my work today, and I read an article about the darwin awards 2006.
It said :
Back in August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with a sledgehammer. The second try worked--in a sense. The explosion proved fatal to one man, six cars, and the repair shop wherein the efforts took place.
Hammer of Doom
Thank lord for not giving this man a chance to plant his genes inside a woman.
Pah,
I just made that up, hope you get that.
Otherwise I quote Darwin.
Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.
It said :
Back in August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with a sledgehammer. The second try worked--in a sense. The explosion proved fatal to one man, six cars, and the repair shop wherein the efforts took place.
Hammer of Doom
Thank lord for not giving this man a chance to plant his genes inside a woman.
Pah,

Otherwise I quote Darwin.
Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.