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    When our lawn mower broke down, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first - the car, fishing, golf - always something more important to me.

    Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

    I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will probably walk again, but I will always have a limp.
    RobB


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      hahahahahaha
      Christian Vlček Sullivan | Through The Fence Photography
      Forever New Frontiers

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        Ed Was In Trouble...





        He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
        told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"


        The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
        woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
        on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.




        She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



        Ed has been missing since Friday

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        • #5
          Originally posted by screaming_emu
          Ed Was In Trouble...





          He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
          told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"


          The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
          woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
          on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.




          She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



          Ed has been missing since Friday
          hahahahahah golden.

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            LOL!
            Christian Vlček Sullivan | Through The Fence Photography
            Forever New Frontiers

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            • #7
              And now how to understand guys.

              At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

              1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

              1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

              1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

              1. Crying is blackmail.

              1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

              1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

              1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

              1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

              1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

              1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

              1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

              1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

              1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

              1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

              1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

              1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

              1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

              1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

              1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

              1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

              1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

              1. You have enough clothes.

              1. You have too many shoes.

              1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

              1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
              Sam Rudge
              A 5D3, some Canon lenses, the Sigma L and a flash

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                Brilliant

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