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  • Truth.

    I cross ocean,
    poor and broke,
    Take bus,
    see employment folk.

    Nice man treat me
    good in there,
    Say I need to
    see welfare.

    Welfare say,
    "You come no more,
    We send cash
    right to your door."

    Welfare checks,
    they make you wealthy,
    Medicaid it keep
    you healthy!

    By and by,
    I got plenty money,
    Thanks to you,
    American dummy.

    Write to friends
    in motherland,
    Tell them 'come
    fast as you can.'

    They come in turbans
    and Ford trucks,
    I buy big house
    with welfare bucks.

    They come here,
    we live together,
    More welfare checks,
    it gets better!

    Fourteen families,
    they moving in,
    But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

    Finally, white guy
    moves away,
    Now I buy his house,
    and then I say,

    "Find more aliens
    for house to rent."
    And in the yard
    I put a tent.

    Send for family
    they just trash,
    But they, too,
    draw the welfare cash!

    Everything is
    very good,
    And soon we
    own the neighborhood.

    We have hobby --
    it's called breeding,
    Welfare pay
    for baby feeding.

    Kids need dentist?
    Wife need pills?
    We get free!
    We got no bills!

    American crazy!
    He pay all year,
    To keep welfare
    running here.

    We think America
    darn good place!
    Too darn good for
    the white man race.

    If they no like us,
    they can scram,
    Got lots of room in

    (Only it's the Mexican's not Pakistani's.)
    "You can run but you'll die tired."
    Semper Fidelis
    United States Marine Corp !

  • #2
    LMFAO, that was great.


    • #3
      I'd like to see somebody buy a big house off welfare money...