Help!

[MaxPower]

Get a "car cover". It protects your car from being "shitted" on. (Dirt, rain etc etc) But yeah. It sure does also protect your car from bird droppings as well.

[JordanD]

How about you use a small piece of material like od t-shirt or something to cover this area for night. Where I lived in Poland people used special "car clothes" to cover them for night just to protect cars from bird poo. Btw. is that an Impreza ?

I'd hate to see that cloth at the end of the week.

How about you use a small piece of material like od t-shirt or something to cover this area for night. Where I lived in Poland people used special "car clothes" to cover them for night just to protect cars from bird poo. Btw. is that an Impreza ?

[JordanD]

Clean the garage out?

How about a bird cannon like they have at some airports? Your neighbors will love you.

[JSchraub]

I agree with the bb gun... Just take that little devil out... Try putting a fake snake up in the tree.. Like those owl decoy things you know?

http://www.fica.k12.nf.ca/Grassroots/animals/robins.htm

[Alex - Spot-This !]

get a cat maybe ?

[Airbus_A320]

Get a BB/Pellet/Airsoft gun and make sure your aim is good enough to no hit the car

[screaming_emu]

I have a problem that is really pissing me off. Apparently every morning, a bird decides it needs to perch itself on the southwest corner of my car and crap as much as physically possible. It does not matter if I pull into my driveway or back it in, every morning i come out to find this.



I've spotted the culprit and it is a red breasted robin. I would love to park my car in the garage every day, but we have entirely too much crap in there for that to work. So other than just getting a cover for my car, does anybody have any cheap ideas to get this to stop? I'm willing to try everything at this point.