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    REPUBLICA DE COLOMBIA

    MINISTERIO DE RELACIONES EXTERIORES

    CONSULADO DE LA REPUBLICA DE COLOMBIA EN JETPHOTOS.NET

    Welcome to the Consulate of Colombia at Jetphotos.net!!!

    The place for everything Colombian!!!

    But, since we're just opening, and I'm just thinking what to make of this thread, feel free to suggest additions or ask anything about Colombia.

    AndresDuque and Avianca 757 are my vice-consuls.

    We'll expect your inquiries about our beautiful country.

    Sincerely


    (signed)
    Carlos A. Leiva
    Consul


    A Colombian guy moved by the winds of fate to St. Louis, MO

  • #2
    Can you tell me how to get to the nude beach?
    "You can run but you'll die tired."
    Semper Fidelis
    United States Marine Corp !

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    • #3
      Wheres the crack? :P
      I walked across an empty land
      I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
      I felt the earth beneath my feet
      Sat by the river and it made me complete

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      • #4
        What is the easiest possible way to overthrow the government?

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        • #5
          Can i get a pet Tiger?
          I walked across an empty land
          I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
          I felt the earth beneath my feet
          Sat by the river and it made me complete

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          • #6
            Hi Kat, would you be able to provide a report (NZIA) about Colombia? That way, we could evaluate better whether there's some plan behind this (conspiracy...! ) thread.

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            • #7
              Absolutely - it shall be researched this evening!
              I walked across an empty land
              I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
              I felt the earth beneath my feet
              Sat by the river and it made me complete

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              • #8
                Can you tell me how to get to the nude beach?
                Officially, there's no nude beaches in Colombia, but there's a de-facto one in Tayrona National Park, near Santa Marta.

                First, you grab a flight to BAQ, then go to Barranquilla's bus station, buy a ticket to Riohacha, and then get down in the park's main entrance about 20 miles east of Santa Marta.

                Wheres the crack?
                In Colombia, you DON'T wanna know where the crack is!!!

                What is the easiest possible way to overthrow the government?
                I think it'd be a waste of time.
                Believe or not, knowing how f-ed up my country is , there's not been coups in 50 years in Colombia, and in the last 100 years, there's been only one coup.

                Can i get a pet Tiger?
                Sorry, no tigers in Colombia

                Hi Kat, would you be able to provide a report (NZIA) about Colombia? That way, we could evaluate better whether there's some plan behind this (conspiracy...! ) thread.
                This is a peaceful thread!!!
                Any attempt to breach Colombia's sovereignty will be repelled!!!

                Eh amigos, I have friends in high places. Give me money, women and drugs and I will make sure you dont wake up with the fishies 2morrow morning, eh gringo?
                1) I'm ashamed to say your spoof is very real among Colombia's Mafia
                2) It's COLOMBIA with O, not COLUMBIA!!!. I'm tired to correct this typo over and over.

                Keep asking!!!






                A Colombian guy moved by the winds of fate to St. Louis, MO

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                • #9
                  You know we just do it to piss off all you from Columbia

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                  • #10
                    One of my best friends in school is colombian. His name is Diego.
                    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

                    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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                    • #11
                      Diego??
                      which city is he from???

                      thats a very common name here.

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                      • #12
                        Hopefully, the Colombian Consolate is nothing like the Mexican Consolate here in Dallas. Theyve had multiple shootings there, and every morning when I drive to work there is a line that stretches for a block and a half just to get in the building
                        http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=1142

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JCS17
                          Hopefully, the Colombian Consolate is nothing like the Mexican Consolate here in Dallas. Theyve had multiple shootings there, and every morning when I drive to work there is a line that stretches for a block and a half just to get in the building
                          There's no Colombian Consulate in Dallas.

                          Colombians in Texas are served by Consulate General of Colombia in Houston.


                          A Colombian guy moved by the winds of fate to St. Louis, MO

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Avianca 757
                            Diego??
                            which city is he from???

                            thats a very common name here.
                            I dunno which city he's from. His surname is Fietz though, if that gives you any clue?
                            "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

                            -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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                            • #15
                              Fietz??
                              not at all, it doesn't even seems Spanish....
                              anyway, if you can, ask him and tell me (we need that kind of info for our diplomatic ventures here @ Jp.net)

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