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  • Flying High
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    More information about Juan Valdez and his mule (mula) here:

    http://www.cafedecolombia.com

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  • AndresDuque
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    Just got back from my vacations so I am shocked to see that I got this job at the Colombian Consulate.

    Thankx!


    Yes Juan Valdez was around...he was my neighbor until his donkey (asno) was hijacked by Pablo Escobar filled it up CRACK and was shipped here and..........let's just leave it there. lol



    Andres

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    Is it true about Juan Valdez.............

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  • Avianca 757
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    Fietz??
    not at all, it doesn't even seems Spanish....
    anyway, if you can, ask him and tell me (we need that kind of info for our diplomatic ventures here @ Jp.net)

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  • indian airlines
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    Originally posted by Avianca 757
    Diego??
    which city is he from???

    thats a very common name here.
    I dunno which city he's from. His surname is Fietz though, if that gives you any clue?

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  • Flying High
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    Originally posted by JCS17
    Hopefully, the Colombian Consolate is nothing like the Mexican Consolate here in Dallas. Theyve had multiple shootings there, and every morning when I drive to work there is a line that stretches for a block and a half just to get in the building
    There's no Colombian Consulate in Dallas.

    Colombians in Texas are served by Consulate General of Colombia in Houston.

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  • JCS17
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    Hopefully, the Colombian Consolate is nothing like the Mexican Consolate here in Dallas. Theyve had multiple shootings there, and every morning when I drive to work there is a line that stretches for a block and a half just to get in the building

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  • Avianca 757
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    Diego??
    which city is he from???

    thats a very common name here.

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  • indian airlines
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    One of my best friends in school is colombian. His name is Diego.

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  • SWA733Captain
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    You know we just do it to piss off all you from Columbia

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  • Flying High
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    Can you tell me how to get to the nude beach?
    Officially, there's no nude beaches in Colombia, but there's a de-facto one in Tayrona National Park, near Santa Marta.

    First, you grab a flight to BAQ, then go to Barranquilla's bus station, buy a ticket to Riohacha, and then get down in the park's main entrance about 20 miles east of Santa Marta.

    Wheres the crack?
    In Colombia, you DON'T wanna know where the crack is!!!

    What is the easiest possible way to overthrow the government?
    I think it'd be a waste of time.
    Believe or not, knowing how f-ed up my country is , there's not been coups in 50 years in Colombia, and in the last 100 years, there's been only one coup.

    Can i get a pet Tiger?
    Sorry, no tigers in Colombia

    Hi Kat, would you be able to provide a report (NZIA) about Colombia? That way, we could evaluate better whether there's some plan behind this (conspiracy...! ) thread.
    This is a peaceful thread!!!
    Any attempt to breach Colombia's sovereignty will be repelled!!!

    Eh amigos, I have friends in high places. Give me money, women and drugs and I will make sure you dont wake up with the fishies 2morrow morning, eh gringo?
    1) I'm ashamed to say your spoof is very real among Colombia's Mafia
    2) It's COLOMBIA with O, not COLUMBIA!!!. I'm tired to correct this typo over and over.

    Keep asking!!!




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  • Katamarino
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    Absolutely - it shall be researched this evening!

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  • aloges
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    Hi Kat, would you be able to provide a report (NZIA) about Colombia? That way, we could evaluate better whether there's some plan behind this (conspiracy...! ) thread.

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  • Katamarino
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    Can i get a pet Tiger?

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  • Greg
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    What is the easiest possible way to overthrow the government?

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