Blondes Rule, right ?

[Excalibur2004]

corny i know...

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

[Longreach747]

straight back to the can for Miss Hilton...

[RobinB]

I know one bad blonde joke....

Hey Mont - the bars in the window are missing - You you think Ms Hilton will now also celebrate Bastille Day ?

[G-DALE]

I attended a road accident at work the other day. The blonde driver was obviously injured as there was blood in the footwell.

"Where are you bleeding from" ? I asked.

"London, what the fxxk's it got to do with you anyway" ?

LMAO

[Excalibur2004]

I know one bad blonde joke....

awwwww!!!! yea thats a good one!

[Longreach747]

I know one bad blonde joke....

[turbotraker]

Suppose we have to join in.....

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

"You rotten bastard", says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!"

[brianw999]

I attended a road accident at work the other day. The blonde driver was obviously injured as there was blood in the footwell.

"Where are you bleeding from" ? I asked.

"London, what the fxxk's it got to do with you anyway" ?

[brianw999]

How do you know when a blonde has been using Microsoft Word ?


Tippex on the monitor screen !

[TAP-A343]

Question: How is a blonde who dyes her hair brown designated?

Answer: A.I. (Artificial Intelligence).

Cheers.

[Bok269]

Brilliant as always.

Ey I don't like jokes about blondes. My gf is blond and she is really really smart. So yeah stupid stereotypes...
Btw. that first joke is old

[RobinB]

I see a glut of 'blonde' jokes comming along.....

Well let me start the ball rolling

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for " a stick of rectum doedorant". The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM

[turbotraker]

I see a glut of 'blonde' jokes comming along.....

[RobinB]

A beautiful blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a Rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a
cup of tea, and then....", he sighs deeply..... Lets's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.