Aaaaah dem pesky traffic cops

[RobinB]

Rule number one....NEVER turn your back on a proctologist !

Patient: "Doc, I got a piece of soap stuck up me bum".
Proctologist" "That's life, boy".

Patrient: "Doc, what do you call a man with a rabbit stuck up his bum" ?
Proctologist: "Warren"

[brianw999]

We have some "unique" professionals here in South Africa - I mean proctology is a worldwide profession

Rule number one....NEVER turn your back on a proctologist !

[Tanner_J]

Or he read it online?

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Rectum_Stretcher

[herpa2003]

Funny and bold at the same time. You must have some brass ones...

[RobinB]

That was good. Is that a true story?

Waddya mean "is that a true story" ? Of course it's true, would I lie ? We have some "unique" professionals here in South Africa - I mean proctology is a worldwide profession, how else do you think politicians and traffic cops were created ? Ask Robert McBride.

Have fun.........................

[Bok269]

That was good. Is that a true story?

[ptbodale]

hahaha, lucky he didn't come out with the cuffs.

[turbotraker]

LOL, very funny

[Crunk415balla]

That one was good. HAHAHAHAH!

[RobinB]

While I was driving down the N1 the other day, (going a little faster than I Should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a traffic-cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked: "Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum-stretcher," I responded.

The traffic cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum-stretcher??"

And just what does a rectum-stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger into a rectum, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind A bridge..."

Speeding ticket: R250.00
Court costs: R1000.00
Look on traffic cop's face: P R I C E L E S S . . . . .