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  • Pigs can Fly !!!!!

    So, all you JP readers - just when you thought it was safe to back into the water coz you knew everything........ How about this then.......

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
    (American's - don't try this at home,maybe at work)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!" Makes one think twice when asked to "Gimme some head" !)

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate more than 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm.... the tongue is also part of the head.)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (okay, so that would be a good thing)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)
    RobB


  • #2
    thats great

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    • #3
      Lol Rob, that was funny...keep em comming!!

      30 minute orgasm? is that all?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by turbotraker
        30 minute orgasm? is that all?
        Hopefully, you are also right handed and don't classify you partner in the same manner as that pesky praying mantis
        RobB

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        • #5
          hahaha some of those are great

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          • #6
            i got all 301 of those facts, lol anyone wanna see? lol

            yes i am a boeing fan, and i know thats a airbus, haha

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            • #7
              The facts may be funny, but the commentary is key. Do you got those, too?
              Will F.
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              • #8
                i don't have the commentary, i wish i did though, or made em

                yes i am a boeing fan, and i know thats a airbus, haha

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jerrycobra Boeing
                  i don't have the commentary, i wish i did though, or made em
                  Well send the list and let's see what we can come up with......
                  RobB

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                  • #10
                    I love it. ALthough I am left handed. And not a pig.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bok269
                      I love it. ALthough I am left handed. And not a pig.
                      Which makes your location odd.

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                      • #12
                        Heck I'm left handed. A 30 min orgasm. Married beg longer than that!

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