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    ...More aviation humor....

    to continue Mike's post, along a not so Airline oriented line....


    When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.

    Never trade luck for skill.

    Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we have never left one up there!

    Navy carrier pilots to Air Force pilots: Flaring is like squatting to pee.

    What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If the ATC screws up, the pilot dies.

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    Navy carrier pilots to Air Force pilots: Flaring is like squatting to pee.

    What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If the ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
    - Funny
    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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      Re: ...More aviation humor....

      Originally posted by JeffinDEN
      to continue Mike's post, along a not so Airline oriented line....

      When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
      Thats what the other one is for. Thanks jeff
      Try to catch me flyin dirty...

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