Caption Contest - give it a go

[RobinB]

OK, let's see just how good you all are. Give the pic below an appropriate caption.

[Simpleboy]

"So Bob, i threw my microwave at my car today!"

[v1images]

"After watching 'A Sharks Tail' on DVD the previous night, these two divers were pleased the rumuors of a gay shark from the film were true."

[DAL767-400ER]

Man on the left:
"I can confirm that the shark's new dentures are firmly in place and soon he can go hunting seals again."
*shark thinking: "And not just seals my friend"*

[Longreach747]

"dinner time"

[v1images]

"Were fine.....Honest......"

[RobinB]

"OK, so how does this new laxative supposed to work underwater"?

[Longreach747]

speaking of Great White's, there is one just off the coast of Perth thanks to a dead whale and the oil it has permeated whilst washed up on the beach for 5 days.

http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/02/1995277.htm

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22137963-5008620,00.html

[JordanD]

"Hey Chasen, do sharks have blow holes too?"
"I dunno, let's find out."
bow wow chicka wow wow

[v1images]

Shark: "Ill have two to go please with extra salt water"

[Star Alliance]

"Nah, that shark was only this big..."

[brianw999]

Shark thinks....." Shall I ?, Shan't I ? Trouble is, those metal bits on their backs make me fart something awful !!"

[ptbodale]

"Hi Mum"

[Crunk415balla]

"Jaagshemsh, today I am here with Shark expert and self proclaim chocolate face Vanilla Ice. Behind me is Great White shark. Is large like nose of Jew and Anus is tight like 7 year old. Please, a you see."

[Leftseat86]

In a bubbly voice: "I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO"