Friday Sex Education Session

[RobinB]

Well, it's another glorious Friday with spring making it's presence known - like 25 degrees worth (and no rain, Poms !!).

Sex, between "us" and dolphins represent the only two species to participate in Sex "for pleasure" as opposed to the rest of the species inhabiting our planet (well, perhaps with the exception of pigs) only procreating.

Unlike dolphins who "just do it when they feel like it" - sex amongst us "higher beings" is usually a tad more complex than what we (males) would like it to be, and thus we have has some rather fun comments about this activity we call "SEX" - I wonder how many of these "gems" we can relate to directly - be honest now !!!!!

[ptbodale]

Excellent quotes.

I told a friend he had to wear a condom when he has sex with his girlfriend because we don't want any smaller versions of her in 9 months.

[brianw999]

...and have you ever heard of the "Bronco Bonk" ?

It's where you take her from behind...

Whisper another girls' name in her ear....

....and see how long you can stay on !!!

[Will M]

LOL nice Brian !

Telling her her sister or mother is tighter usually works too

[Leftseat86]

Damn Sharon Stone was on the money with that quote.


Btw Robin did you see that guy who is attracted to Dolphins and wrote an entire guide on how to have sexual adventures with them? Someone posted it on another forum, I'll see if I can find it. Apparantly those dolphins are horny fuckers!

[Alex - Spot-This !]

Thanks Rob... all excellent. Mammy Bush is damn right too lol !!

[FlyingPhotog]

Apparantly those dolphins are horny fuckers!

That's just too weird...

I assume step One would be to cut a hole in the crotch of a SCUBA suit?

[ATrude777]

That's just too weird...

I assume step One would be to cut a hole in the crotch of a SCUBA suit?

Errr.....thanks for that LOVELY image, I must now think of for the rest of the day!

Alex

[brianw999]

I assume step One would be to cut a hole in the crotch of a SCUBA suit?

That sounds like a quote from a member of the 30 metre club !!

....it's a bit like the mile high club but...! Oh, I'm sure you get the picture ?