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The Wisdom of Older Women
When I had been married 40 years, I took a look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 40 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old babe.
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old babe, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black & white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-
life crisis...
and said, "Honey, 40 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old babe.
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old babe, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black & white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-
life crisis...
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