THE HORMONE WARNING - Guys Only

[RobinB]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other !

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to eat out?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dress!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

10 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pissy Mood Syndrome
10. Potential Murder Suspect

remember:
Money talks....But Chocolate sings

[LX-A343]

Got to try some at home .... just "some" of them

Gerardo

[dneedham]

10 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
2. Psychotic Mood Shift

sounds accurate...
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NO2 VAPORIZER

[Bok269]

GUys only

Wait? We have chicks here?

[JordanD]

Wait? We have chicks here?

Well with Chasen, technically we have half of one.

[DAL767-400ER]

Well, we also have a few actual ones . Or rather had, seems none of the usual suspects are active here anymore (Janni, JessinMEM, Katamarino, the one working for Westjet whose username I have forgotten, among others).

[Crunk415balla]

Well, we also have a few actual ones . Or rather had, seems none of the usual suspects are active here anymore (Janni, JessinMEM, Katamarino, the one working for Westjet whose username I have forgotten, among others).

All of which were scared off by the desperate men here.

[DAL767-400ER]

All of which were scared off by the desperate men here.

What, you mean there are single guys on here that are actually interested in girls ?

[Crunk415balla]

What, you mean there are single guys on here that are actually interested in girls ?

Yeah, I know its gross, but some guys just won't take that walk on the brown side.

[ptbodale]

Having a lovely wife and 2 teenage daughters there are time I cannot breathe.

[exmanx]

Hopefully Pam DeBoer will set you straight on some of those Rob. But I'd still get some body armour if you have any more like them!!

Andy

[seahawk]

Funny, is that we now have 2 girls screening your shots.

[RobinB]

Hopefully Pam DeBoer will set you straight on some of those Rob. But I'd still get some body armour if you have any more like them!!

Andy

Andy - I have a "wife sentance" of 23 years of marriage, a daughter of 19 and another daughter of 17 and the cat is female as well - there is nothing that I have not experienced yet - chocolate works every time. I just wish the "resident females" in my house could coordinate PMS so I only have to lash out chocolate for a single week as opposed to (almost) daily - every month !!!!

And women think "us men" are not allowed to have a grouchy day every now and then !!!!!

Also, we could start a list of "cures" for PMS such as

1: Golf
2: TV
3: Beer
4: Naked women
5: Beer
6: Naked women
7: Naked......

[B7772ADL]

Keem 'em coming Rob...you've posted some great stuff recently that brightens the day up!!

[ptbodale]

Andy - I have a "wife sentance" of 23 years of marriage, a daughter of 19 and another daughter of 17 and the cat is female as well - there is nothing that I have not experienced yet ...

Rob...I feel for you. 19 years married, daughters 17 and 13, two female cats, but the guinea pig is male!

You should live closer. Two of my neighbours have two daughters each. We meet in Denis's shed for beer. hahaha