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  • #16
    Originally posted by RobinB
    Andy - I have a "wife sentance" of 23 years of marriage, a daughter of 19 and another daughter of 17 and the cat is female as well - there is nothing that I have not experienced yet - chocolate works every time. I just wish the "resident females" in my house could coordinate PMS so I only have to lash out chocolate for a single week as opposed to (almost) daily - every month !!!!

    And women think "us men" are not allowed to have a grouchy day every now and then !!!!!

    Also, we could start a list of "cures" for PMS such as

    1: Golf
    2: TV
    3: Beer
    4: Naked women
    5: Beer
    6: Naked women
    7: Naked......
    Ah, my sympathy to you Rob. Currently I am living on my own, my wife staying on the Isle of Man until my son finishes his exams next year. All I get is a half hour every night on the phone with the whines/whinges etc. Then I can do as I please!

    Having said that, she has 2 daughters, one of which got married on June 1st and the other getting married September 23rd - two weddings in one year? More than ANY man should have to put up with!!!

    Andy

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    • #17
      Originally posted by exmanx
      ....Then I can do as I please!
      ha ha - that's what you tell us - I can also "do as I please" - with the wife's permission of course - ha ha. Anyway, it's still fun in our household and my one hold over the female population in our abode - I'm the chef at home and it's "be nice to hubbie/dad or starve" !!!!
      RobB

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      • #18
        "Does my bum look big in this", Yes it's all that bloody chocolate you keep eating

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        • #19
          Originally posted by RobinB
          Andy - I have a "wife sentance" of 23 years of marriage, a daughter of 19 and another daughter of 17 and the cat is female as well - there is nothing that I have not experienced yet - chocolate works every time. I just wish the "resident females" in my house could coordinate PMS so I only have to lash out chocolate for a single week as opposed to (almost) daily - every month !!!!
          Too bad there is no Costco in South Africa...that's a lot of chocolate.

          I had the pleasure of having to deal with my ex-girlfriend's the week before exams. She's my ex for a reason.

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          • #20
            bwahaha, great as ever Rob, and absolutely right! Guys you do have to put this guide in your wallet

            cheers, Pamela

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            • #21
              Hahaha wow, I feel for you guys.

              Luckily for me, my girlfriend takes everything out on everyone BUT me when she's PMSing. My ex-girlfriend, not so much. I think she had her period every other week.

              But just my mom and 13 year old sister are enough to drive me crazy that time of the month. Not to mention the fact that our dachshunds love to run into the bathroom and drag out bloody tampons and rip them to shreds when I'm the only one home to clean the mess.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Crunk415balla

                But just my mom and 13 year old sister are enough to drive me crazy that time of the month. Not to mention the fact that our dachshunds love to run into the bathroom and drag out bloody tampons and rip them to shreds when I'm the only one home to clean the mess.
                Same thing in my house. My 15 year old sister, and my mom will drive me bonkers sometimes. At that point I leave the house and go do something.
                You've got to try to find what's right before your eyes-Finger Eleven


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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Crunk415balla
                  But just my mom and 13 year old sister are enough to drive me crazy that time of the month. Not to mention the fact that our dachshunds love to run into the bathroom and drag out bloody tampons and rip them to shreds when I'm the only one home to clean the mess.
                  Ouch. That's one thing I fortunately havent had to pull out of my dog's mouth yet (I'm the only one willing to shove my fingers in her mouth). My dog will eat anything. I've pulled out grasshoppers, paperclips,plastic, socks, sticks, acorns, etc.

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                  • #24
                    ...and all the posts here lead me to solemnly request that you suitably honour the man who invented.....(and it would HAVE to have been a man who invented it)....



                    ....wait for it.....



                    HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY !!


                    The ultimate cure for "Mad Cow Disease".
                    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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                    • #25
                      My wife doesn't have periods anymore. So why is she permanently PMS??????????????

                      Andy

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by exmanx
                        My wife doesn't have periods anymore. So why is she permanently PMS??????????????
                        Don't scare me like that!
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by exmanx
                          My wife doesn't have periods anymore. So why is she permanently PMS??????????????

                          Andy
                          25% chance.

                          75% end of normal
                          for 25% PMS becomes normal

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