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So now we know Joe's market of choice is Wal-Mart. And we're all glad to hear he's back safe at home! 
WEST BEND, Wis. - Attention, Wal-Mart shoppers: The emu in the parking lot is not for sale. Employees of a Wal-Mart Supercenter used shopping carts to corral a wayward emu outside the store Monday about 6 a.m., West Bend police said. A manager fed the emu grapes and apples in an attempt to calm the bird inside the makeshift enclosure.
Richard Takacs, the owner of 3-year-old Myron, speculated the bird had been chased from his nearby farm by a coyote.
Takacs retrieved the apparently frightened Myron from the 24-hour Wal-Mart and placed the bird by itself in a pasture so it could feel safe and relax.
Richard Takacs, the owner of 3-year-old Myron, speculated the bird had been chased from his nearby farm by a coyote.
Takacs retrieved the apparently frightened Myron from the 24-hour Wal-Mart and placed the bird by itself in a pasture so it could feel safe and relax.
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Joe, if you and your animal friends could explain what you have in mind i'm sure we could work out an agreement. you don't have to take over the world. if you do i might have to start hunting season a little early this year. 
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