This just reminded me of a story where a kid tried on his dog's electric fence collar and ran through the perimiter. Knocked him down.
Great story about the bikes.
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Originally posted by Crunk415ballaWait, so the tazer thing isn't real?
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Originally posted by RobinBI said to my bud "You go left, I go right"........ Think about that and then you can understand the consternation and conversation we had while extracating ourselves from the tangled wreckage of two boys on bikes.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Wait, so the tazer thing isn't real?
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Guys, guys, guys - now I may reside in South Africa, just because we have a cricket team that chokes on it's own performance and our rugby team is embattled in political ructions off the field does not mean that we are all stoooopid. Of course I did not test that weapon of mass destruction on myself - it's a gr8 story, probably with an element of truth, given man's insatiable curiosity with such "toys".
Most men can equate to such a story as most men (weather they would admit it or not) have done what women would call "stupid, idiotic, childish, foolish and moronish" things - of course women would NEVER EVER get down to these levels (in the name of science, of course) now would they. I mean, with most of these "stunts" that "us men" take on, is usually triggered by an excessive amount of alcahol consumed prior to the "brainwave" !!!!
One thing I can admit to, when my best friend and I were kids on bicycles - we were MOST IMPRESSED by the Red Arrows stunt where two jets arrowed toward each other, broke and flew passed each other - we were IMPRESSED, so we decided to do that exact stunt at high speed on our bikes - I said to my bud "You go left, I go right"........ Think about that and then you can understand the consternation and conversation we had while extracating ourselves from the tangled wreckage of two boys on bikes.
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Have you ever seen the UK TV show "Only Fools and Horses" ?
"Del Boy" had a saying when talking to "Rodney"......
......"You PLONKER" !!
I'm still giggling, the wife thinks I'm going nuts....and the cat is looking at me very suspiciously. I think his sixth sense knows what I'm thinking !!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! wow mate I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
Good job
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"You might be a redneck if..."
Hahahahaha! Wow, Robin if your testicles ceased to function, you would have just earned yourself the Darwin award.
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Originally posted by FlyingPhotogI think the biggest tragedy here is the burn on your LG convection oven. Those things are $$$.
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I re-rad it now about 10 times and still have to laugh out loud. Just the imagination of someone pushing the button and then .....HOLY MOTHER OF @@@!!!!, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, CR@P ON A STICK, F@&$ ME GEORGE!!!!! I'm pretty sure THE BLUE BULLS TEAM ran in through the side door, picked me up, body slammed me on the carpet over and over and over again and then slammed the recliner over my head as a "just for fun" token.
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I think the biggest tragedy here is the burn on your LG convection oven. Those things are $$$.
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You bugger! I read this story at work and not only couldn't stop laughing I couldn't answer the phone or explain what I was laughing about.
You are too funny Rob.
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