Defining the Definition

[ptbodale]

I'll have to say I have the balls, but can't deny to say in return I would probably get a slap on the face for having balls

Face it, you are a man and you will always be wrong, regardless of balls or guts...hahaha

[MaxPower]

I'll have to say I have the balls, but can't deny to say in return I would probably get a slap on the face for having balls

Good one Rob.

[RobinB]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.