I figure since you're always posting jokes, I'd give you a break and just let you laugh for once.
Only In Glasgow
Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the
entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds, he'd clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet . . .
"Well, stop doin' it then, ya evil basturd!"

Only In Glasgow
Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the
entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds, he'd clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet . . .
"Well, stop doin' it then, ya evil basturd!"

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