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    An airline pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
    He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
    "No,"he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
    The pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
    The woman giggles and replies: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
    The pilot smirks, taps his watch and says: "Damn thing's an hour fast."


    • #17
      LOL I've heard this one some time ago;

      A lady calls 911 and the following conversation can be heard:
      lady: "Police, there's a naked Pilot in my backyard"
      911: "madam, how do you know he is a pilot?"
      lady: "well he has a huge watch, small dick and just stole my newspaper"


      And another one:

      How would you know that there is an Air Force pilot at you party ?
      Don't worry, he will tell everyone !