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  • ptbodale
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    That's just baaaaad.

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  • MaxPower
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    Lol, good one, Robin. .

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  • G-DALE
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    hahaha

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  • RobinB
    started a topic One day in the Outback.........

    One day in the Outback.........

    A ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small outback village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Aussie: "Hey, mind if I talk to your dog?"
    Aussie: "The dog doesn't talk, stupid"
    Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
    Dog: "Doin' all right."
    Aussie: (look of extreme shock)

    Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
    Dog: "Yep"
    Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play. "
    Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)

    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse? "
    Aussie: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. . . . I think. "
    Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going? "
    Horse: "Cool"
    Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded, as most Aussies look)

    Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
    Horse: "Yep"
    Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
    Aussie: (total look of amazement)

    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Aussie: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."
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