Three men die on Christmas Eve.
St Peter says to them "To get into Heaven, you must have something on you that represents Christmas."
The Englishman holds up a lighter, and says it's a candle. St Peter lets him into Heaven.
The Scotsman pulls out his keys, jingles them and says they represent bells. St Peter lets him into Heaven.
The Irishman holds up a thong and a bra. St Peter says "How the fuck does that represent Christmas?"
And the Irishman says: "They're Carol's....."
St Peter says to them "To get into Heaven, you must have something on you that represents Christmas."
The Englishman holds up a lighter, and says it's a candle. St Peter lets him into Heaven.
The Scotsman pulls out his keys, jingles them and says they represent bells. St Peter lets him into Heaven.
The Irishman holds up a thong and a bra. St Peter says "How the fuck does that represent Christmas?"
And the Irishman says: "They're Carol's....."