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  • Three men die on Xmas Eve and......

    Three men die on Christmas Eve.

    St Peter says to them "To get into Heaven, you must have something on you that represents Christmas."

    The Englishman holds up a lighter, and says it's a candle. St Peter lets him into Heaven.

    The Scotsman pulls out his keys, jingles them and says they represent bells. St Peter lets him into Heaven.

    The Irishman holds up a thong and a bra. St Peter says "How the fuck does that represent Christmas?"

    And the Irishman says: "They're Carol's....."
    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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