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    OK, enough Kleenex and snivelling.
    Got a mayday call from the mountains today. Six womenfolks in distress. Cabin smothered in snow. Need rescue, that's me.
    Upon further investigation turned out that said womenfolk had partied until 05:00 hrs on Saturday morning keeping all neighbours wide awake with a ship bell and an mega-outsized cow bell (made for the '94 Winter Olympics).
    Your hero (me) refused to start said rescue today out of fear of a re-run of last night's activities, this time including me.
    Rescue mission to start tomorrow morning. Report, with pictures to follow.
    Wish me luck!

    Per out.
    Ancient Mariner
    Certified above and below...................sea level.

  • #2
    Are some of the womenfolk related?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by procede
      Are some of the womenfolk related?
      Not to me. Not to each other. Looking for twins?
      P(h)er(o)
      Ancient Mariner
      Certified above and below...................sea level.

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      • #4
        Don't forget to fill the keg befor you go. You never now.

        warning: this post may contain traces of irony.

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        • #5
          Mission accomplished. Ladies safe. Husbands not happy. Cabin roof safe too.

          Before.


          During.


          After.


          I will now replenish the keg with France's beg. I deserve it.
          Per
          Ancient Mariner
          Certified above and below...................sea level.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TheRealAncientMarine
            Mission accomplished. Ladies safe. Husbands not happy. Cabin roof safe too.


            After.


            I will now replenish the keg with France's beg. I deserve it.
            Per
            Are you now underneath that heap of snow?
            warning: this post may contain traces of irony.

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            • #7
              Husbands not happy? Is it because:

              a) They got an entire weekend without their wives?

              or

              b) The fact that they now have them back, thanks to you?

              Either way, glad you made it okay through all those trials and tribulations.

              Cheers,
              Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by el
                Are you now underneath that heap of snow?
                Nope, wifey is. Chose the wrong moment to serve coffee. I'll dig her out next Friday. She's a survivor.
                Per
                Ancient Mariner
                Certified above and below...................sea level.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TheRealAncientMarine
                  Nope, wifey is. Chose the wrong moment to serve coffee. I'll dig her out next Friday. She's a survivor.
                  Per
                  Good to see that you are your charming self again. I'll full up my glass again and have a toast on you. Cheers, Per.
                  warning: this post may contain traces of irony.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by el
                    Good to see that you are your charming self again. I'll full up my glass again and have a toast on you. Cheers, Per.
                    Cheers, el. Never a half empty glass. Never.
                    Per
                    Ancient Mariner
                    Certified above and below...................sea level.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TheRealAncientMarine
                      Cheers, el. Never a half empty glass. Never.
                      Per
                      It does happen every now and then - on my way to the bar.
                      warning: this post may contain traces of irony.

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                      • #12
                        Looks like you have about as much snow as we have rain...

                        Escaping from ad.com to jp.net worked out fine, wonder if Sweden to Norway is an equally succesful migration? Would have to move over from brännvin to akevitt, that could probably work...
                        One who got away

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Flying Bear
                          Looks like you have about as much snow as we have rain...

                          Escaping from ad.com to jp.net worked out fine, wonder if Sweden to Norway is an equally succesful migration? Would have to move over from brännvin to akevitt, that could probably work...
                          Money is better
                          Women are better
                          Akkevitt is better
                          Beer is way better
                          I'm here

                          What else could you ask for?
                          Per
                          Ancient Mariner
                          Certified above and below...................sea level.

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