FAO Females

[Brad1711]

If there are any females on here, take this advice:
When you're in a bar being very flirtatious with a guy and you're situated so that you have his leg in between your legs and you and your friend are messing around trying to find his underwear line, do not start talking about your period. And later, don't start asking the guy why he "wigged out".

[Bok269]

Bad night?

[Brad1711]

Bad night?

Way too much information. I felt like the poor kid in Superbad.

[Digger]

Calm down, Brad. Just wait til you marry one and see what they talk about...

[Airbus_A320]

[Brad1711]

Calm down, Brad. Just wait til you marry one and see what they talk about...

I don't think I should go into full details, but it was bad. I don't think I'll fornicate for a month. Guess it'll be a little preview of marriage.

[el]

I don't think I should go into full details, but it was bad. I don't think I'll fornicate for a month. Guess it'll be a little preview of marriage.

See, I told you to stick to the more mature neighbour of yours.

[Brad1711]

See, I told you to stick to the more mature neighbour of yours.

It WAS her.

[el]

It WAS her.

Aha, any further details?

[~InsertNameHere~]

If there are any females on here, take this advice:
When you're in a bar being very flirtatious with a guy and you're situated so that you have his leg in between your legs and you and your friend are messing around trying to find his underwear line, do not start talking about your period.
And later, don't start asking the guy why he "wigged out".

*snorts*
mwahahahahahaha

[aardvark2zz]

If there are any females on here, take this advice:
When you're in a bar being very flirtatious with a guy and you're situated so that you have his leg in between your legs and you and your friend are messing around trying to find his underwear line, do not start talking about your period. And later, don't start asking the guy why he "wigged out".

Women use that topic to avoid sex.

She probably was lying; therefore coast is clear.

But always be ready; you can never be sure. Remember the old piano song "rag time".

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[sindeewell]

Shit happens Brad...at least she didn't get you into the bedroom and whip out a strap-on and told you to get on all fours...

[Crism]

My IQ just dropped 2 more points...

[sindeewell]

Sorry...I will try to be a good girl...but sometimes I just can't help myself.

[Half Bottle]

Sorry...I will try to be a good girl...but sometimes I just can't help myself.

On the contrary, I believe on several occasions you have pointed out that you are quite adept at helping yourself.