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    I thought we could use this thread to share with our colleague Brad some of the sure-fire pick up lines that have worked for us over the years.

    Okay, I'll start.

    "I can tell by looking into your eyes you have the legs of a dancer."

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    "Hey baby, your dirt road wide enough for a Jeep?"

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    • #3
      I think I'm high because you're soooo dope.

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      • #4
        Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
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        • #5
          I'm gonna land my plane on your runway.

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          • #6
            Hello, I'm an aeronautical engineering student at Purdue, I.....oh wait...

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              "who Would Turn Down $50.00??!?!"

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              • #8
                I hope you're Filipino, because I'm about to fill up your hole.
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                • #9
                  Got any raisins? How about a date?
                  You've got to try to find what's right before your eyes-Finger Eleven


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                  • #10
                    I'm Brad. I've memorized the NTSB report to every incident that has occured in Commercial aviation in the past 50 years.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by JordanD
                      "who Would Turn Down $50.00??!?!"
                      We have a winner!

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                      • #12
                        Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JordanD
                          "who Would Turn Down $50.00??!?!"
                          Apperantly Chataquaskanyfirehouseaudiwhore.
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                          • #14
                            If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
                            Applying for AD.com refugee status...

                            "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ~ WOW, what a ride~!!!"

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                            • #15
                              One not to use: "Well, if you won't dance with me, I guess a blow job is out of the question."

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