Let's help Brad get a date

[tds]

?

"I have a split personality, care for a threesome?"

[fors43]

Not sure what you're getting at there, boss, but I got out of engineering a while ago.

I'm Brad, but I have a brother named Rob. I'm an aeronautical engineering technology student at Purdue University,

?

[Half Bottle]

"I'm now an English major at Purdue; care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?"

To be followed by some cummings?

[NewSowBreath]

"I'm now an English major at Purdue; care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?"

[ptbodale]

Lets do it quickly, I hear your Dad

[TheRealAncientMarine]

Not bad, but why didn't she want the shaft?

Enough. I'm sick an tired of sticky, sugary coffe in my keyboard and on my monitor, office window, floor and person. Besides strong coffee etches the inside of my nostrils.
Behave or I'll call Don and he's much taller than I am and besides he's a mod, so there!
Per II

[Half Bottle]

I did, but she wanted to do the tip so I let her.

Not bad, but why didn't she want the shaft?

[TheRealAncientMarine]

I am deaf so I need to read lips, open your legs?

Alex

Alex, I now have coffee in places where it does not belong. My nose is one of them,
May I however suggest that you switch the ? to an ! Women like to be ordered, not asked.
Per

[ATrude777]

I am deaf so I need to read lips, open your legs woman!

Alex

[TheRealAncientMarine]

"Hey baby---I've got 8,000 posts on Jetphotos.net."

Love that sig, Billy. I actually have one photo posted as well. A Short 360 taken in Nepal in 2002 (I think). Have taken thousand of photos since and posted.........zip.
Per

[el]

I did, but she wanted to do the tip so I let her.




giggity

So, did you get laid?

[Bok269]

I did, but she wanted to do the tip so I let her.




giggity

Good man

[Brad1711]

Hello, I'm an aeronautical engineering student at Purdue, I.....oh wait...

Not sure what you're getting at there, boss, but I got out of engineering a while ago.

I'm Brad. I've memorized the NTSB report to every incident that has occured in Commercial aviation in the past 50 years.

[Brad1711]

I thought we could use this thread to share with our colleague Brad some of the sure-fire pick up lines that have worked for us over the years.

Okay, I'll start.

"I can tell by looking into your eyes you have the legs of a dancer."

Thank you for your offered assistance, Dr. Verbal, but my good friend Quagmire has provided me with a multitude of openers. A few samples...

"You look like my next girlfriend."
"Let's let only latex stand between our love."
"If I were you, I'd do me."
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
"You know what would look good on you? Me."
"Your place or mine?"
"Hi. I make more money than you can spend." (gotta save this one for a little while)
"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed."

[Brad1711]

Who paid?

I did, but she wanted to do the tip so I let her.




giggity