Let's help Brad get a date

[Brad1711]

Though someone I dated for a little bit was tending bar. That was just a little awkward.

[Bok269]

I'm flattered. For the record, dinner went well.

Who paid?

[Brad1711]

I'm flattered. For the record, dinner went well.

[Bok269]

My elevator is jammed in the up position. Want to come fix it for me?

[bowtie`]

You must be a Swiss Miss. You make me wanna yodel.

Can your phone do this???

My lockers, your skid-plate, let's go muddin'

[Billy]

That's the best signature I've ever seen Billy !

Thank you.

Though you really shouldn't encourage me. For me, moments of brillance (even these are debatable) come around almost as often as a Harvest Moon. Everything else are embarrassing repeat attempts.

[Will M]

"Hey baby---I've got 8,000 posts on Jetphotos.net."

That's the best signature I've ever seen Billy !

[einesellesenie]

I wanna phugoid you, all night long...

[Billy]

"Hey baby---I've got 8,000 posts on Jetphotos.net."

[Digger]

One not to use: "Well, if you won't dance with me, I guess a blow job is out of the question."

[sindeewell]

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

[Crunk415balla]

"who Would Turn Down $50.00??!?!"

Apperantly Chataquaskanyfirehouseaudiwhore.

[Ike]

Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

[Half Bottle]

"who Would Turn Down $50.00??!?!"

We have a winner!

[Bok269]

I'm Brad. I've memorized the NTSB report to every incident that has occured in Commercial aviation in the past 50 years.