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    If the World was fair to Guys...

    1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a 'cheersfor the sex' would pretty much do it.

    2. Birth control would come in ale, draught or lager.

    3. Valentine's Day would be moved to 29th February so it would only
    occur in leap years.

    4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.

    5. The only show opposite 'Friday Night Football' would be 'Friday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.'

    6. Instead of 'beer-belly,' you'd get 'beer-biceps.'

    7. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

    8. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.

    9. When the Police pull you over, every smart-arse answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. Example -
    Cop:'Do you know how fast you were going?' You:'All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place.' Cop: 'Nice one, that's $20 off.'

    10. Stubbies shorts would never go out of style again.

    11. Every man would get four, real 'Get Out of Jail Free' cards per
    year.

    12. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

    13. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game,
    she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen when the ball goes out of play.

    14. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to 'I love you.'

    15. The funniest guy in the office would get to be the CEO.

    16. 'Sorry, but I got wasted last night,' would be an acceptable excuse for absence and/or poor time keeping.

    17. Lifeguards could remove people from beaches for violating the public ugliness ordinance.

    18. Hallmark would make 'Sorry, what was your name again?' cards.

    19. Lager would have the same effect as Viagra.

    20. 'Fancy a shag' would be the only chat up line in existence and it
    would work every time.

    21. Everyone would drive at least 110kph and anyone driving under that would be fined.

    22. Lunch break would happen every hour and the boss would hire in
    strippers and $2000 a night hookers for the duration of those breaks.

    23. Saying 'Let's have a threesome. You, me and your sister' to your
    wife/girlfriend would get the response, 'What a great idea!'

    24. Harrier jump jets would take you to and from work.

    25. Everyone would have a real Light Sabre and any disagreements would be settled by a fight to the death.

    26. Vomiting after 20 pints would actually make you more attractive to the opposite sex.

    27. Along with your milk in the morning, the milkman would deliver two Swedish milk maids.

    28. When it was time to leave work, a whistle would sound and you'd get to slide down the back of a Brontosaurus just like Fred Flintstone

    29. "Yes" would be an acceptable answer to a woman's question of "Does my bum look big in this?"

  • #2
    All true.

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    • #3
      #10 and #17 in a way are contradictory, as #10 could produce some horrible shocks on the guys...

      Rattler
      AD.info? Rings a bell somehow...

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      • #4
        I agree with all, except #23.

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